Entry one. Day one.

Sapnap got me this journal... I dunno what I'm supposed to do with it. Writing too much hurts my hands. And what's with this cover?? It's piss yellow and has flowers on it. Sapnap's a bitch. 

Entry two. Day one.

I told Sapnap he's a bitch.

Entry three. Day two.

Sapnap told George I have a diary, so I chucked it out the window. I obviously got it, though. It got muddy. I honestly don't care.

...

I'm only keeping it because Sapnap gave it to me, otherwise I'd throw it out or give it to George or something.

Entry four. Day two.

I hate that I keep writing in this. This pen is starting to get on my nerves, the ink is fucking gray.

You know what? Fuck this diary.

Okay, that was an accident. 

I RUINED FIVE FUCKING PAGES!

Entry five. Day three.

I've left the house for a bit, Sapnap is playing a game and George is sleeping.

It's honestly pretty nice out, not too clou

What the fuck is this? It looks lame. 

AHAHAHH IT HAS FUCKING FLOWERS ON IT

DREAM EXPOSED? DREAM EXPOSED?

Hi, I'm Dream and I'm a pussy.

Tommy Innit is the biggest man ever

I love Georgenotfound it is my biggest secret

Dream suc

The child stole my diary. I got it back, though.

He is not a big man, he is a little bitch.

Entry six. Day four

This thing is going in my closet.

Entry seven. Day five.

Sapnap and Karl went camping without me and George is in the living room.

I'm going to go kiss him

hahahahahahahahahah as if

Its 3am

Hes so smol and teeni

Short British fuck

I'm gonna watch a movie with him

This think needs a fucking lock

Entry eight. Day five.

I think I'm going crazy, I keep hearing weird noises in the walls... 

Hold on

I just found fucking Quackity in my walls.

Bitch said he was dared to be in there

Entry nine. Day six.

I want to learn Spanish

Entry ten. Day seven.

A week with this fucking thing and I hated it.

Sapnap said he's taking it back tomorrow

Entry eleven. Day eight.

I didn't let that bitch take my fucking diary. It's mine now, flamey bitch.

George is awesome

Entry twelve. Day nine.

I kissed George lol

Pov hiding out in my room with Quackity(He's eating a quesadilla)

They still don't know he's here. I've been feeding him, maybe they'll let me keep him. Whenever he gets mad he starts yelling Spanish at me and I have no idea what he's saying.

And then he goes to sleep on the rug. I give him a couple bowls of water every day and if he's good, he gets rice krispies.

He bit me today.

Entry thirteen. Day ten.

He jumped out the window and flew away :( 

Still hiding out in my room. My rice krispie supply is running low.

I guess I have to go see George

Entry fourteen. Day eleven.

I went to see George and he called me an idiot and kissed me again and I guess we're dating now?

I mean that's probably the best thing that's happened to me since he and Sapnap moved in sooo

Yay :D 

I'm taking him on a picnic date tomorrow :)

Entry fifteen. Day twelve. 

Writing this after the picnic event. I got him some blue flowers and he said he liked them, that's a good sign, right?

He also liked the food I brought. He is so precious, I need to protect this man at all costs.

Patches loves him.

Tommy saw us and yelled 'ARE THEY KISSING'

We were :)

Ok so there's my newest upload. I had to add some dnf, of course, you know me.

Maybe I'll continue this in the future...?

Anyway if you want to be informed on updates then add this to a reading list, I'll probably upload weekly(?).

Have a good one, and drink water!

-ÅU†HÓ®

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