So many pictures.

So many messages.

Shit Taehyung even made a whole album of just pictures of him and this guy.

This is bad.

This is so bad.

How the fuck did this even happen?!

Taehyung throws the phone down beside the table in aggravation to the 1,500 pictures and settle his eyes to the ring. A band of commitment and loyalty, to the wrong guy.

What a mess he definitely got himself into.

What's worse is that the guy is a total asshole too!

Ah, speaking of the said man.

The guy returns from his shower with a robe on as he runs a towel around his wet hair. Taehyung stands to his feet and digs his hands into his back pocket, "Maybe we didn't really get married. What if we bought the rings but didn't exactly sign any papers?" He suggests to him as he sits on a chair to the corner of the room, running his eyes through his phone.

"Hopefully that's the case," He mutters back under his breath and continues to scroll through his phone while Taehyung paces the room.

He's taking this way too calmly and it's driving Taehyung insane.

He's married to a stranger! How the fuck is he so calm!?

"How are you even calm right now?" Taehyung exclaim with a hard glare in his direction. The man averts his eyes from his phone and to Taehyunge, rolling his eyes and places the phone on his lap.

"Because there's no need to freak out over something that's most likely a false alarm," He waves off, running the towel on his brunette hair that's practically dry now.

Taehyung eyes focus on the towel, slightly growing irritated with it's presence before stomping towards him and yank the towel from his grasp.

"Hey!-"

Angrily Taehyung slammed the towel down to his chest and hauls it to the ground, "Dude seriously I'm not playing around!"

The man whines as he rubs the now pink area on his skin from where Taehyung hit him, scrunching his face up at him before rising to his feet. Taehyung didn't realize how much of a dominant aura he expressed until now that they're standing face to face like this, making Taehyung feel slightly intimidated by his angry stance but he didn't let my guard down as he glares back at him.

"First off, very disrespectful. Second, fine. If you're so scared about this whole scenario than let's just back track our steps. Find any clues on this so called marriage that I definitely know was just fake," He suggested with arms crossed.

Taehyung could only stare at him for a moment and then huffs, "Fine," And that's when it hit him that he don't even know this guys name, "What's your name by any chance?"

The man pulls a shirt of his head, "Park Jimin."

"Kim Taehyung."

"I didn't ask."

"And I didn't ask for your opinion."

From there both Taehyung and Jimin got to work in looking through their pictures and talking to their friends from last night in order to gain some sort of hook onto their search. Finally after a while Taehyung found a picture of the both of them in a marriage ceremony. Thankfully Taehyung had his location on so he knew exactly where this was taken place.

Jimin just finished talking to someone on the phone and he runs a stressed hand over his hair, laying back on the bed with a loud groan. Taehyung's eyes follows him with a raised eyebrow, "Are you good?"

He slowly licks his lips, "I just spoke to my bank. Guess I was the one who bought the rings last night."

"How much?"

"$10,000.... Each," He mutters with a hard gaze to the ceiling. Taehyung's lips gap to the price horrifyingly and he slowly avert his gaze back to the picture on his phone.

$10,000.

That's literally the price of his apartment yearly rent!

Why the fuck would those rings cost that much? They better be shitting gold if that's the case.

Taehyung's eyes fall to the diamond ring on his finger. With a frown he thinks it over for a moment before removing the ring and threw it to Jimin's chest, "Here, return it and get your money back."

Jimin's hand finds the ring on his chest and sits up, studying the ring on his hand and faces Taehyung again, "Let's first see what's going on first."

That's when Taehyung remembered what he found and handed Jimin his phone. He could see the slight cringe on Jimin's face as he looks at the picture but then Taehyung explained the location that was on it that could be useful in retracing their steps.

Without any time to waste, they grabbed their things together and walk out the room; only to realize how much of a mess the living room is in.

A lot of...... Feathers..... Everywhere....

There's an endless pile of alcohol and glasses spread around the room and stains on the rug beneath the coffee table to what appears to be wine. Taehyung's headache only grew as he stares at the mess with absolutely no memory of what happened last night.

What ever happened..... It was really bad.

The fact he's married is bad enough, this place looks like hell.

"Well.... We clearly had a long night," Jimin mutters awkwardly as he steps over the feathers on the ground with Taehyung following quietly behind him, still surprised with the mess as they made it out of the hotel room and into the elevator.

Taehyung only wants to forget this night and have this all sorted out. Maybe.... Maybe they just got the rings and didn't actually get legally married. Hopefully that's the case.

Jimin checked them out in the lobby and that's when they also realized that during out time yesterday, Jimin also bought a Mercedes Benz.  The man groans out a trail of curses as the car rides in front of them that a worker brought out and he aggressively takes the keys from the shaking young man and piled inside the car angrily.

"I'm sorry about his behavior," Taehyung apologized and sent the car a glare when Jimin honked at him.

Taehyung piled inside and Jimin was still cursing under his breath as he drives away from the hotel and into the road.

Where their amazing journey began.

"I can't believe I bought a fucking car! Where the hell was Jeongguk while I was getting shit faced? I'll look after you he said. It'll be fun he said. And then abandons me with a damn stranger-"

"Hey!" Taehyung snap at him, frustration growing by the second, "Calm yourself down! We'll get this sorted out."

"We better," Jimin grumbles back, glaring at the road with eyes flickering every once in a while, to the GPS as he drives quickly to their destination.

Just then Taehyung's phone suddenly began to ring loudly and his heart dropped completely to his mother's contact name appearing the screen.

Oh shit.

I'm so screwed.

Why did I have to have my mother on social media?

With a nervous glance at Jimin, who only continues to stare at the street indifferently , Taehyung answered the call with a loud beating heart and a forced smile.

"H-Hey mom."

"What do you mean hey mom? What is this that you're married now?! Who is that guy Kim Taehyung? What happened to Yoongi?" Her heavy voice instantly hits my ears and Taehyung slightly cringe away from the phone as she continues to bombard him with questions.

What am I going to tell her?

Shit I don't even know myself what I'll do!

"He's uh...... He's just a friend mom... It's just a prank, it isn't real," Taehyung tell her, awkwardly looking at Jimin who only sends back a curious eyebrow raise.

"A prank? How is a diamond ring a prank Taehyung! I know about jewelry!"

Taehyung runs a hand through his hair and close his eyes to control his headache from his evident hangover, "Mom please.... Look I'll talk to you later," He tells her and hanged up before she could say anything else.

The car remains silent with Taehyung's running thoughts in his head.

Let's hope this is fake.

This can't be real.

We will only know when we get to this location of the picture.

Jimin suddenly clears his throat and Taehyung snap my attention to him. That's when he realized that they have arrived at the address, which was a Clerk's office.

Taehyung furrows his eyebrows and turn to Jimin, "This isn't-"

"I know but I talked to a friend of mine and he said we came here first before getting our rings. Maybe this place can be a clue," He says, eyes focused onto the building.

Taehyung study the building closely as they pile out the car and approach the door of the building. This place seems like a lawyer's office, which only gives him a boast of anxiety as they walk up to the front desk.

The lady behind the desk boredly stares at the screen of her computer with vivid red lips and obnoxiously chewing on her gum. However, the moment she saw Jimin it was like a hoe switch clicked. She straightens her postures, lowers her shirt to reveal the minimal amount of clevelage she has left. With the brightest smile she could muster, she leans closer, "Hello there, how may I help you?"

Taehyung cringes at the seductive way she's trying to muster her voice and Jimin seems to be thinking the same since his face doesn't seem at all pleased by the girl's action, "Uh yeah... I came to talk to a judge here based on a marriage license."

The women's face falls and as if she realized Taehyung was present, her smile drops to a scowl before typing viciously on her computer, "Yeah, someone can talk to you in a few minutes. Have a seat."

The monotone way she spoke nearly made Taehyung burst into a fit of laughter as the two sit in the lobby to wait.

"Seems like you disappointed your secret admire," Taehyung snorted lowly to him, still staring at the girl back to staring boredly at the computer screen this time with a more prominent frown on her face.

Jimin sends him a cold look and slowly shakes his head, "I don't really care."

Taehyung rolls his eyes and decided to just continue on deleting picture from his phone of the night before. While in the midst of deleting 205 pictures later, a scrummy man in a wrinkly tux walks out and calls Jimin's name. The supposedly married pair rise and suddenly amusment spread the man's facial features as he stares at them and guides them back to his office.

Being here is just giving off major deja vu vibes by being in the room as they sit in front of the judge's desk.

"May I help you with anything?" The thin man asks with glittery eyes and fingers crossed in his rosemary desk in front of him.

Jimin sits up and leans over, "Yes, we would like to know if we came by yesterday in any question of a marriage license."

The judge suddenly began to burst into a fit of laughter.

Ha ha what's so funny? Ha ha.

Taehyung slowly raised an eyebrow and glances at Jimin, who's staring at the judge unamused.

The elder man rises to his feet and rummage through a cabinet before slipping out a folder and sits back down on his leather chairs before opening the folder. He runs his eyes over the document and looks up at them,  "If I remember well, in which I'm pretty sure I do, you're Park Jimin and you're Kim Taehyung, correct?"

Taehyung furrow my eyebrows and nods, "That's right, how do you know?"

The judge snickers and places the folder in front of them,  "Since I was the judge that married you guys."

In front of them laid a marriage certificate, both his and Jimin's names written on it.

Jimin snatches the folder while Taehyung remains with a buzzed head as to what's going on in anxiety. So he turns to the lawyer, "Wait didn't we need a marriage liciense?"

The judge nods, "Yes, in which I granted. Around an hour later, you both returned after your ceremony and officially married."

"What the fuck!" Jimin shouts and rises to his feet, red face in anger as he continues to stare at the papers, "Jeongguk signed this witness! What the hell?! Who the fuck is Jung Hoseok?"

Taehyung's eyes widen and he snaps his gaze to Jimin, snatching the folder from his hands as he runs his gaze through the papers to land on Hoseok's name under witness.

No way....

He was here too!

"Look this is a mistake! We were drunk and we didn't know what we were doing," Jimin tries to explain to the judge, who only stares at him with an expressionless face.

"Well.... You were drunk, I was high off my shits, we both weren't conscious to what we are suppose to do. The only thing you guys can do is file a divorce and that's it," The judge said with bored eyes as he leans back against the chair.

Taehyung snaps his eyes to him with furrowed eyebrows, "You were high?"

He stares at him before raising a hand to his lips, "You'll risk my job if you snitch and just like you, I'm a man with problems. So what you guys can do is just file a divorce and leave it at that."

Jimin stares at the judge with wild eyes and he slams a hand to the desk, causing both men to jump, "Do you know how much you fucked over my life just because of your mistake?! I should call a damn lawyer to come after your ass-"

Taehyung rises to stand and grabs Jimin's arm, "Thanks for the help, we'll be on our way," He tell the judge and practically drags Jimin out of the office and away from the building. The minute they reached the car, Taehyung let's him go and watch him go off.

Well Taehyung is mad too but Jimin is some other case.

He's furious.

"What type of messed up judge marries two intoxicated people! What the hell?!" He cusses while kicking the wheel of the car.

He looks like an angry child right now.

So Taehyung huffs and holds the folder to his chest, "Let's just get the divorce and all problems solve-"

Jimin's phone suddenly goes off.

He groans loudly and shoves his hand inside his front pocket and takes out his phone. Taehyung can see his facial features fluster and his eyes widen before nervously rising the phone to his ear. The language he spoke sounded completely foreign to Taehyung's ears and his fluster face suddenly grew back to red in anger.

What sounded like complaining later, he finished the call and looks at me nervously, "It was my dad.... He wants to meet you."

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A/N:
AND THE STORY HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN!!!!

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