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[ T <•> I ]

T: hey, your aunt's coming back today, right?

I: yeah.

T: I had to go to the airport to see off some customers. If her flight time is soon, I'll wait here.

I: yeah, she'll take half an hour though. But I was going to pick her up.

T: it's okay, I'll do it instead. I know you were ditching a meeting because of that.

I: thank you, Tim. You're the best 💕

***

I: so are you like a lady charmer or something?

T: excuse me?

T: is this really you?

I: yes... I can't believe there was a time when you sucked at being charismatic.

T: and pray do tell what made you change your opinion?

I: my aunt has become really fond of you. Like really really fond of you. And that's a rarity because as far as I know, Luthors don't get attached easily.

T: your aunt is seriously not like how people imagine the term Luthor. She's really sweet herself.

I: by that do you mean to say I fit the term Luthor to some extent?

T: I mean... You can be intimidating to a high extent of manipulation so... Yeah, to some extent, you do fit the term.

I: and I'll just put this down as a compliment.

T: of course it was a compliment, darling.

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I: what are you so pleased about today?

T: I finally figured out something.

I: what?

T: this is what you're like when you get drunk.

I: 😂

I: I wasn't really that drunk, to be honest.

I: when I do get hammered and that doesn't happen often, I will just lazily sit and try to find pictures in the wine glass.

T: that's cute.

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I: oh and by the way, do you know how you're like when you get drunk?

T: oh God no...

I: I couldn't stop laughing, Tim. You were both drunk and hungover at the same time.

T: hey...

T: I believe that's just me on caffeine withdrawal.

T: I rarely ever get drunk.

I: you were that time.

T: maybe... I don't remember. I just don't like getting drunk.

I: considering that you live with Richard and Jason who both get drunk way too often, that's truly surprising.

T: we can rule them out. Jay has a problem and at this rate he'll end up damaging his liver. As for Richard, no one can tell whether he's drunk or not because he's too good at holding his alcohol in. Same goes for Bruce.

I: and what do you have to say for yourself?

T: I suck at it. The only reason people don't notice is because they think I missed my coffee.

T: but seriously though, getting drunk is worse than caffeine withdrawal.

T: because then I hardly remember anything that happens to me at that time.

I: such a shame.

I: you forgot our first kiss Timmy, I was so disappointed.

T: it's not my fault. My brain just shuts off from alcohol and that's exactly why I stay away from it.

T: I can't afford to have my brain shut off because then it can be dangerous. I can be dangerous. 

I: and why do you think that? You're as harmless as a little butterfly. Not dangerous in the least.

T: ah no, I meant dangerous to my own self.

T: because A) I used to be borderline suicidal and I'm afraid if I ever got drunk the first thing I would do is get myself killed.

I: fair point. You legit jumped off Wayne Tower at New Year's Eve. And would have died if I was a few minutes late.

T: see, you know that too well by now.

T: and B) I am a Wayne and people are always trying to abduct me. So in both cases I end up getting hurt.

I: right. That's exactly why I call you a damsel in distress. Even when you're not drunk, you end up getting hurt most of the times.

T: touche.

***

I: so the Fair is happening again in Germany and we're supposed to send representatives. I suppose Wayne Enterprises will be there too?

T: yup.

T: who's going from LCorp?

I: me.

T: oh, best of luck.

I: are you not going to represent Wayne Tech?

T: well... Richard's taking over this once.

I: oh. I was hoping it would be you.

T: I have a few things to deal with at home. Bruce didn't let me off, plus there's patrol to deal with.

I: right. Best of luck to you too.

T: thanks, love.

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T: you know what, I'll miss you a lot.

I: I'll miss you too, princess.

T: but I sincerely hope you enjoy the trip. Tell me all about it when you get back home, okay?

I: sure thing, Timbers.

***

I: so it's just going to be one week. Not really long, right? And before you know it, I'll be back in Gotham and we'll go to the movies together.

T: still too long...

I: seven days? I mean... Come on.

T: 168 hours...

T: 10,080 minutes...

I: you wanna keep going at this?

T: 604,800 seconds...

I: Timmy, are you alright?

T: I'm missing you already.

I: aw, princess, don't be so sad. Tell you what, meet me at the rooftop in five.

T: minutes, seconds, milliseconds?

I: okay, ten minutes. Gotta check up on Aunt Lena first.

***

T: when are you going to leave for the airport?

I: in an hour, why?

T: I'm coming to pick you up.

I: okay... So shall I dismiss the driver?

T: yup. I'll drop you off to the airport myself. But first we'll be having lunch.

I: aw, like a farewell lunch?

T: nope, a come back soon lunch.

***

I: hey, I just reached. Thought I should let you know. There's a difference in time zones here but then of course you're never asleep so I know I'm not disturbing you.

T: good to hear that. Have you checked in?

I: yup, it's a lovely hotel and Richard's right down the corridor so there's nothing to worry about.

T: good.

T: stay safe.

I: are you on patrol?

T: yup. Will call you soon as I get free.

I: sure.

***

T: how's the Fair going?

I: cool so far, it's a four day fair and three day conference event.

T: today was the third day, am I right?

I: yup. And it went great. Just like the previous two. We've secured some new clients, the product display is amazing and despite everything, it's a lot of fun too.

T: nice.

T: and I hope Richard is doing well too.

I: he's doing awesome. Richard has a flair for dealing with people and his communication skills are coming handy as always.

T: good to know he hasn't messed up anything yet.

I: how's your day going?

T: it's midnight here.

I: oh... Darn time zones.

T: exactly.

T: I went to your place for dinner though because I figured Aunt Lena would be missing you, just like me. So the two of us would make good company.

I: aw, that's sweet of you.

I: how's Aunt Lena?

T: fine. She's been busy with LCorp just like you had been in her absence.

I: I bet she was delighted to have you around for dinner.

T: oh yes she was. I surprised her by my culinary skills.

I: Timothy Drake, forever the sweet impressive and perfect boyfriend.

***

I: you won't believe what happened today.

T: did you book an early flight?

I: no... There's still the conference to get done with.

T: oh.

T: right.

I: but yeah it would have been great if I could ditch it.

T: I can't believe Irina Luthor is talking about ditching some business conference.

I: hey...

T: I miss you too, angel.

I: there's just one more day to go and then I'll be back in Gotham. Promise.

T: can't wait.

T: oh and let me know your flight time so I can pick you up myself.

I: sure thing, Timbelina.

***

I: well, Tim are you leaving for the airport?

T: yeah, I was about to star the car.

T: and how are you still texting? Aren't you supposed to refrain from doing that in a plane?

I: I'm sorry, love, but the flight got delayed. Richard has gone to see if we can get another flight.

T: aw man... That's a disappointment.

I: so don't go to the airport right now. I'll keep you updated about the flight time.

***

T: have you boarded yet?

I: yeah.

T: so when should I be at the airport?

I: Richard's saying that we don't yet know the exact arrival time. The weather's not too clear either so we don't yet know the departure time either.

T: oh.

I: and don't bother going to the airport. We'll take a cab or something from there.

T: are you sure?

I: of course I'm sure.

I: besides I'm not alone, y'know. Your BigBro has been fulfilling the duties of a caring babysitter.

T: yeah, he's like that.

T: take care of yourself.

I: you too.

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