Yoongi:
hey what's up
how are you?
im good by the way
just eating a lame cheeseburger
also im still in love with you so there's that

My heart:
who's this?

Yoongi:
oops
forgot to say
im your butthole eater
you know instead of eating this cheeseburger i could just eat your ass

My heart:
yoongi!!
stopppppp
that text i sent was an accident !!

Yoongi:
you can "accidentally" sit on my face ;)

My heart:
excuji me what has gotten into you?
you've been making these dirty comments and idk how to react

Yoongi:
sorry
it's just fuck
like i love you ok
and i know we've know each other for like 2 months but listen ive never felt this way about anyone
i just want to love you and i can't help that im attracted to you
your face is just...
and your body is just ajeowosnnsoskdmdmd
and maybe you are the love of my life and im not yours
but trust me i will try to change that

My heart:
i don't know what to say ....
im sorry im just a little tongue tied and i can't think straight

Yoongi:
ok it's ok
i just want to know one thing
am i cute to you?
like a "i wanna fuck you" cute
or a "aww i feel bad for you and i can't cut you off so im just going to say let's be friends because i don't want to be responsible for your feelings" cute

My heart:
you're coming at me with a lot of things
ive never  actually had a boy fall in love with me
ive kissed a guy at college but that's about it
and you're professing your love to me it's so much :(

Yoongi:
awe :(
im sorry
didn't mean to push you
will you meet me tomorrow?

My heart:
yes
i will be there

Yoongi:
ok thank you love <3
very appreciated
i will let you rest then
have a good night :)))

My heart:
okay
goodnight yoongi

seen 10:45 p.m.