10/31/2019

so...

i'm kind of going through it rn

and the best way for me to get over some things and not let circumstances beyond my control get the better of me is to redirect my energy and make other people a little happier

in summary:

i'm here to pelt you with love

ready or not

first: BTS 'does' the cha cha slide

don't ask what's wrong with me, just let it happen

https://youtu.be/_SGxp7Tqw2Y

my life? pretty much complete now

second: a tidbit about me

my fav animal is a penguin

baby penguins to be exact

it all started when i was a tiny baby bean and i went to the aquarium

they allowed small children to pet the baby penguins

(i also pet stingrays there on a separate occasion and they are soooooooo soft. but also, why they letting us touch these animals??)

i fuckin love penguins

it's a problem

d00d

i have a penguin ice cream scoop

i have penguin chopsticks

i have a penguin wine bottle opener (that is actually functional - my life is pretty good)

i have penguin slippers

bar of soap? gotta penguin one that smells like lavender and vanilla

(not sure that's an accurate representation, but okay)

want some cookies? 

i can make them penguin-shaped because, BAM: penguin cookie cutters

i have a penguin lanyard for my work id. 

it has little adorable penguins on it with speech bubbles that say: 'sup?

my older sister (a jerk) bought me baby clothes with penguins on them

"for when you have kids"

i 

would

FIGHT

Jimin

for 

this

headband

and i would win because i'm scrappy

to be completely honest, i'm UPSET that he has TWO OF THEM

i see two adorable things in this photo

this 'book' is as much mine as it is yours, what should we do with it?

i mean...

you could ask me questions

or we can just spam each other

*evil cackle*

what's your fav animal?

bye

💜