03/26/20

hello lovely readers! 

this is honestly really random, but i thought it might make you laugh 😊

so i have an older sister (i will not name her, i will just refer to her as my sister). she's in her 30's, the mother of my adorable 3-year-old niece

and since i normally do not have a huge friend group during normal circumstances - let alone now during a shelter-at-home situation - i hang out with her a lot

which means i often torture her with my love for BTS - and the one and only Jung Hoseok - because i'm a fucking loud-ass army.

if i had five bucks for every time she's asked, "what the fuck is wrong with you?!" i'd be doing pretty well for myself

like today.

let me set the scene:

i'm in my bathroom, laptop on the counter (google hangout) and she's walking me through cutting my own hair while i continue being a crackhead

me (working detangling product into my hair): so now that i have a captive audience--

sister: 😑 no.

me: that was aggressive

sister: [my name], i don't want to hear what jung hoe-suck has done to hurt your feelings today

me (acting offended): rude. i just wanted to know if you'd listen to the album with me.

sister: idk... [my heart breaking]

me: (does this face 🥺 - she can't see it but she can hear it. we're sisters.)

me: you liked shadowwwwwwww

sister: fine, shut up.

me, cackling as i walk to my room like the girl from the ring because i combed my hair forward like my sister told me to do. i return with my phone and bluetooth speaker to play the album on shuffle in the background.

so we listen to MOTS:7 together as she gives me instructions for cutting my hair. 

i gloat when i catch her humming to 00:00 (Zero O'Clock) and she deflects by saying they sound pretty and she can't help it. [she's not wrong]

my cat only attempts to sabotage the process once.

hair cutting is going well.

but then... 

Black Swan comes on shuffle.

me: oh fuck. hold on [sister's name] you need to see the sope choreo.

me:(searching the mv on youtube)

me: (finding the timestamp)

me: (preparing to share my screen)

sister: Oh. My. God. Finish cutting!

me: this is important!

sister: your hair's going to be jacked up, you know that right?

me: NO ONE WILL SEE IT, THIS IS THE APOCALYPSE! 

sister: (shocked into silence)

me: now watch my otp--

seriously, watch my otp 2:02

https://youtu.be/0lapF4DQPKQ

let me know if you care for any more of these... lmao

have a great day loves 💜