Dear Diary, 

Today I came out to my mom as one of those transgenders. She yelled at me for an hour how that's sinning; she said I have to start church tomorrow.  I STOMPED  upstairs and started reading my satanic bible and doing witchcraft.  I did one spell that had to do with dreams I didn't think it would work. Then I slept like a bat upside down on my bed. the next morning, I woke up and my mom had blond hair and a half-shaved head, then I remembered my spell about my dreams it all dawned on me, THE SPELL WORKED I COULDN'T BELEIVE IT. My mom said we are going to the hair salon to get my hair cut like a boy, and then go to the mall to get me new clothing. We went to Spencer's  and i went to the back because I'm a baddie Gerr. I got a huge emo alt y2k glow up.  cant   wait go to school tomorrow. I went to bed looking like a boy i slept like a bat again. in my Victoria secret black lace panties  I changed my name to Arson to.