Generated Incorrect Quotes #1
Why-Enn: No, I don't want to talk about physics! I don't know anything about the laws of physics because they are hard and boring. I simply would like them to behave in a way that is most convenient to ME and MY LIFE! Is that really asking too much?
Pathfinder : Yes, as a matter of fact, it is!
Why-Enn: Well, guess what? Science is stupid bullshit!!
Pathfinder : You take that back!!!
Why-Enn: No. Magic is awesome. Science blows. The end.
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Burt: Slash gamemode creative.
Romin: Dude, this isn't Min-
Burt: *starts levitating*
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*In a horror movie situation*
Taka: I've got no service in my phone here.
Why-Enn: Shoot, my battery just died.
Pathfinder : Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.
Mark: Guys, my phone is a book.
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*At a bank teller window*
Alice, in a bad Italian accent: I'd like-a to make-a da deposit!
Cass: HEY BUDDY, WAIT, I REMEMBER YOU!
Alice: *Frantically pours marinara sauce into the vacuum tube*
Cass: GODDAMMIT, IT'S THEM AGAIN!
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Cass: So uh, for this party and everything, do you, uh...
Tommy, sighing: You don't know how to dress for this, do you?
Cass, panicked: WHAT IS CLOTHES???
Have they ever spoken to eachother before??
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Romin: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
Burt: Which came first, the orange or the orange?
Alice: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.
Yo-yo ball: What was the color called before then?
Shaggy: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!
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Shaggy: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don't murder someone right now.
Yusei : There are no books in prison.
Shaggy: *sighs* Thank you.
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Shaggy: Are you laughing at that video of Why-Enn and Romin fighting?
Scott: No.
Scott: I'm laughing at the comments.
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Yo-yo ball: But what about Scott?
Lunar: Don't worry about them.
Lunar: I once watched them fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating their hotdog like nothing happened.
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Pathfinder : Blue M&Ms are the best.
Vex: whAT IS THIS SLANDER?
Pathfinder : What about it? They are.
Vex: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!
Vex: THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!
Pathfinder : YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HO!
Why-Enn: They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything.
Ranboo : I like the yellow ones.
Pathfinder and Vex: SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH!
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Taka: Why-Enn has never seen Star Wars? Lunar, the only people in the universe who haven't seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars and that's cause they lived them, Lunar! That's cause they lived the Star Wars!
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