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Don't mind me, they are PogChamp

Shaggy: Yo is Scott sleeping or dead?

Vex: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts

Yusei: Yeah, so did I

Scott: Ok first of all, f*ck you-

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Tommy: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait

Ranboo: You and me!!!!

Tommy, tearing up: Okay

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Lunar: *kicks the door down looking panicked*

Bendy: what did you do?

Lunar: Nobody died

Bendy: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Why-Enn: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm f*cking pissed

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Cass: Scott and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Taka: *sighing* What did Scott do?

Cass: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Scott: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Romin: Rules are made to be broken

Pathfinder: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken

Alice: uh, Piñatas

Jimmy: Glow sticks

Mark: Karate boards

Yo-yo ball: Spaghetti when you have a small pot

Romin: rules

Pathfinder:

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Burt: Am I going too far?

Lunar: No,no,no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison

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Vex: Hey Ranboo,

Ranboo: Yes?

Vex: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?

Ranboo:

Ranboo: Where's Tommy!?

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Shaggy: Physically, yes I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll

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Jimmy: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

Scott: Killed without hesitation

Jimmy: No

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Mark: You think I really give a f*ck? I can't even read

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Cass, driving Burt and Taka: So how was your day?

Burt: We almost got surprised adopted!

Cass: What?

Taka: We almost got kidnapped

Cass: Oh, ok

Cass: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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Romin: I've already sent good vibes your way...they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them

Yusei: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up

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Jimmy: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works

Ranboo, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Vex: Hey Mark can I get a sip of your water?

Mark: It's not water

Vex: Vodka! I like your style!

Mark: It's vinegar

Vex: Wh-wha-

Mark: It's vinegar, COWARD

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