Sun feels he might have lucked out with is newest potential servant and is having a surprisingly nice time.
Its a shame not everyone can say the same

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SplitVerse

Dreamtale

"He's such a sweetie! Look at how he purrs. Whose the best kitty ever? You are! Yes you are!"

"Meow"

The four Guardians cringed at how besotted Ink became with the odd 'cat', Shattered feeling he should have known better then to think Ink would actually be helpful here. Although, this did help confirm to all of them that Ink was not the culprit of this new creature's appearance, as none of them doubted for a second Ink wouldn't have been prancing around with their 'kitty' and showing them off to everyone as soon as he had created them.

"Who deserves all the fish? You do! I bet you will love Fishtale! I made everyone part fish and not all of it is underwater"

"Meow!"

"Such a little angel. Did the mean Guardians hurt you?"

"Meow..."

"*Gasp* They did?! I bet you need extra pets for that. Maybe even a nice brush"

"Purr"

Dream felt his jaw clenched at the baby talk and how they were suddenly the 'bad guys' here when none of them had even touched the damn cat, expression darkening when he swore the golden furball smirked and looked at them all mockingly.

"..I'd never thought id day this but i think the cat might be an evil mastermind. We should have never let it meet Ink"

Shattered said seriously, glad his other half agreed with him even if Nightmare and Corrupted were looking far too sceptical. It was utterly typical that the 'darker side' of the spectrum didnt pick up just how intelligent that 'animal' was but knew they would find out soon enough.

There was a collective sigh when Ink created a portal and jumped through without saying a word, unsure why any of them were surprised Ink would take an unknown around the multiverse.

"Im not telling, Error"

Nightmare was very quick to add, while Corrupted formed his own portal to keep an eye on the idiot Creator and also hopefully avoid having to tell Error what had happened.

Everyone knew not to trust the Creator with anything important or anything at all and all the blame for their actions was usually placed all upon the four of them.

No one was stupid enough to blame the Destroyer, only one idiot having to even suggest it before they 'magicaly' vanished the next day. None had made that mistake again and even Ink had ta least a speck of caution against their counterpart.

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Council of Sans

"-and this is where i do all my dull work..well, mostly Dream does as Shattered tends to try and stab people who talk too long and Nightmare complains about already having too much on his plate. Error sometimes joins but is so boring and everyone is too tense to make anything interesting. That's why i poke him when im bored or use their special nickname which really makes them fun-"

"Umm, Ink? There is kind of a meeting going on right now. Would you and your..friend mind leaving?"

Sans hesitantly spoke when he saw his other alternatives stare at him expectantly to speak, cursing how cowardly they were but sadly couldn't blame them. He knew Ink the longest here due to being the 'Classic' but it was hardly anything to be envious about, having the unfortunate experience to realise what an utter manic the Creator was.

It was only proven further when they barged into the meeting and talked to a small cat laying around their neck like some fancy scarf, wondering if they had finally cracked, his hand hovering over the speed dial on his phone in case he needed backup.

He shuddered when those star eyeshapes focused on him, shivering at the gold and orange eyes is that even natural of the cat making him feel like prey worse then the Genocide runs.

"No can do, Sans! I have to show my kitty friend 'fluffy'-"

*GROWL*

The room collectively shivered at the feral growl from the cat but the Creator easily switched tracks as if nothing odd had happened and acting like the cat hadnt tried to swipe their face.

"-we will think of a better name, anyway i had to show them all of my creations even the dull ones so they knew what to expect"

Sans watched the utter madman grab the still growling cat by under its front arms and hold it out like some offering. He could admit it did look rather fluffy and cute but it was hard to miss the pure disdain it its eyes as it looked at them all, never having felt so judged in his life before.

"Huh, maybe Dream was right"

He nearly had a SOUL attack and he wasnt the only one, when Corrupted suddenly spoke behind them, wondering when the hell they got there. The hissing from the cat showed it was not pleased by this either, feeling he got whiplash when he turned to face Ink and saw they were now cradling the largest maine coon he had seen in his life.

....what kind of animal was that and why did Ink look so utterly thrilled?!

"You did it again! Is it difficult to get bigger? Dont worry kitty. I'll help you get nice and big again. I bet you miss prowling around. Your teeth were beautiful as were your claws"

...and why did that sound even more ominous.

"Ink. I left you alone for thirty minutes. Why does the cat suddenly have nearly double the amount of magic and look like it ate its weight in food?"

None were stupid enough to see that as a question that wasnt meant to be answered with a swift and clear response..apart from Ink who of course ignored it and cooed over the fluffy creature who was pushing its paws in Inks face and screeching at them unhappily.

Corrupted sighed and felt a headache coming on, staring out at the turnout today for some meeting or another avoiding it like the plague and feeling punished enough dealing with Ink and rather curious where Cross had gone. He knew the other 'Bad Sans' as they had been trademarked wouldn't be caught dead here but the soldier often came to these to 'stay informed'.

He secretly found them his favourite as did most of the Guardians, the only one who seemed to take the sudden change of having two 'Bosses' rather well as they tended to be the more sane of his group so knew something had to be up if they didnt come to this meeting as they still liked to update him despite him insisting they could stop.

The whole room flinched apart from the cat and Ink who looked mildly curious, truly showing their abnormality as the Destroyer's voice rang out,

"Ink! What the hell happened to Fishtale?! I just stabilised it last week!"

...Corrupted just knew this was going to be an utter pain to deal with, sending a text to the other Guardians and swearing he felt the smug 'I told you so' from the phone, his eye twitched when he saw the cat somehow increase size in the blink of an eye, using all his mental power to pretend he didnt see corruption dripping off the animals paws and convincing himself he just had an overactive imagination.

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Ink: Utterly adoring this adorable feline* You deserve all the love!

Sun: *Smug how well his new servant is doing and mocking the Guardians even more*

Dream and Shattered: *Very suspicious of the feline* I bet it's planning something. I can see it in its evil eyes

Nightmare and Corrupted: *Worried what vendetta the golden half have against a cat* Maybe you two should lie down

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Everyone else: *Fearing Error and wary of annoying them*

Ink: *Common sense thrown out the window when he is bored* This day is rather dull..I know, i'll go poke Error!

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Ink: *Happily showing the kitty all the cool things* Isnt he cute?!

Sun: *Having fun looking down and judging everyone after so long of not being able to*

Sans: *Shivering and wondering what hell the Creator found this cat from* Are we sure its not Error in disguise?