Error is annoyed he has to deal with all of these idiots and just wants to leave. Nightmare is worried his twin has lost it and thinks everyone else is useless.
Sun is having the best time of course!

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WildVerse

"Am i dead? Is this hell?"

Nightmare slowly turned away from the deceptively calm Destroyer still sensing the rage directed at off of them and feeling like prey under a predator's gaze to give his twin an odd look.

"Why would you be dead? Is this one of your stupid philosophical questions?"

He was kind of worried where their mind went some days, feeling staying around the Creator had not done their intelligence any favours. His eye twitched when Dream made an odd choked noise that switched to hysterical laughter, briefly worried they were about to snap.

Was today finally the day his 'do gooder' sibling finally showed their darker side?

"Look at it! It's unnatural! I'm pretty sure Error is purring. This has to be hell or some hallucination as i refuse to believe anything else!"

He looked on in disbelief at their rant before pity filled him, watching as Dream had a full on meltdown and even crouched on the ground, rocking and muttering some truly concerning things that he would expect to hear out of the most unhinged conspiracy theorists.

He wisely began turning them out when they muttered something about 'fish trying to take over as the superior species', refusing to touch that issue with a ten foot pole. He would let Blue deal with that, glad not all the Star Sans were useless, with Ink still crying on the ground and not having moved an inch this entire time.

He sighed when he heard something that he knew was something he would have to deal with, close to dusting Cross who looked genuinely interested in Dreams' unhinged rant that was growing worryingly louder as time went on wanting to curse when the rest of his idiots tried to shuffle closer to hear better.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT POOR CHILD?! YOU! YOU ABSOLUTE FIEND! LET THEM GO!"

....Never mind, all the Star Sans were a lost cause, wondering if Blue truly was that terrible at reading body language. Errors sheer protectiveness like they were with a kitten was blatant to see, doubting anyone would be able to act that well. Combined with Suns loud purring, it was rather obvious what was happening and how Sun was obviously the safest one in this entire mess of a situation.

He idly smacked Killers head when they heckled Blue for their tame language, feeling like he was dealing with children. He wasn't sure how everyone seemed to be forgetting that Error had come here with clear intent impossible to miss and that they were still radiating that rather violent desire, making him briefly worry for everyone else's self preservation instinct.

"What? "

The malice was mixed with an equal amount of disdain which was somehow perfectly encapsulated in a single word, the clearing going deadly quiet with even Dream snapping their mouth shut by some miracle.

Everyone shivered as Errors gaze landed on them, their mouth opened in a snarl with their tail lashing side to side.

Blue let out a whine with their tail going between their legs,

Error growled in annoyance at being interrupted, smirking when he heard Sun let out a hiss along with him and patting their head in approval at their excellent instincts.

What a smart kitten, knowing what counted as prey.

He grinned when they nuzzled his chest, amused at how affectionate they were and briefly forgetting about the idiots until his gaze landed on the number one pain in his ass.

"Whats wrong with you and how are you still crying?! Haven't you run out of paint by now?"

He said bluntly, grimacing when that only seemed to make them cry louder, his ears falling flat on his skull at the annoyingly loud noise.

"You! Tell me what's wrong with them?!"

He growled in irritation when Nightmare stuttered nonsense at him, the rest of the gang just as useless and sighing when he noticed Killer had fainted. How pathetic, he had expected more from them, not bothering to look at Dream or Blue who were huddling near Ink like rats, smelling their fear from a mile away.

"I know the reason, kitty! It's because Ink has a SOUL now and is unable to deal with the influx of emotions"

He looked down on the proud kitten in his arms, chuffing in approval at their clear concise answer. If only others could be like them. He began to praise them but paused when what they said registered in their mind.

"What did you do now, you stupid racoon?! You better not have tried to make a SOUL again or i swear to god i will make your life a living hell"

He summoned his magic string and threw it at Ink, dragging the sad crying lump closer and began roughly looking through their Code. He didn't care about FATE or their threats anymore, he refused to deal with this sort of mess a second time.

The last thread connecting them to FATE snapped with their determination, free for the first time in years but they were too focused on Ink to notice that right now.

"That's it! All of you idiots are going to sit down and listen to me for once and then we are going to hash out a Truce as i'm tired of dealing with this to caro"

"Umm, it wont be that e-easy, Error. That will t-take time and I doubt the o-others will liste-"

"NOW W-WAIT A MINUTE. Y-YOU CAN'T JUST FORCE US TO ALL BEND TO YOUR-"

"This isn't a democracy and this is not up to discussion! This is happening one way or another and i am more than happy to force it"

Sun giggled at how silent everyone went, this Error truly the best of all of the variants, happily going back to touching their soft fluffy ears as they started their lecture.

He felt no pity for the others having to listen to this, titling his head when he heard something particularly interesting and saving it into his memory. They seemed to know a lot, glad he was right that this was a multiverse based on Balance and snickering at how pale Dream was becoming.

He shifted his head when he heard a quiet meow, spotting Iris hiding in a bush and wondering how they hadnt been spotted yet.

He looked away from their worried look, thinking Iris stressed far too much. He was fine, completely ignoring how the shaking in his limbs had only grown worse and how much his body ached.

He was having a great time and yawned as he decided to have a quick nap but he could feel time running out, wanting to enjoy this all while he could.

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Error: *Purring and being soft to Sun*

Dream: *Close to a psychotic break and spouting growing unhinged ideas* It must be aliens! Maybe a drug made by cheese to control us all and to one day become our overload!

Nightmare: *Feeling genuine worry for his twin* I think you need a very long nap

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Error: *Putting the fear of God in everyone by his mere presence*

Star Sans: *Whole understanding of life turned upside down and stressing out*

Bad Sans: *Trying to look as small as possible in hopes Error forgets they exist*

Sun: *Silently cheering Error on in the background and having a new favourite*

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Error: *Lecturing everyone* You are all useless and should be ashamed of yourselves! Apart from you Sun, you are perfect

Sun: *Smiling angelically* I have done nothing wrong, ever in my life 😇

Error: *Purring in approval* I know this and i love you

Everyone who has ever met Sun:...are we talking about the same babybones?