Sun hates how everyone is getting along but he might have found a chance to finally be free of all this stupidity!

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Shattered Multiverese

Sun was gripping Milo tightly still finding it a truly idiotic name, that he would never stop berating them about blanking out stalker like usual, who was droning on about one thing or another.

He was kind of exasperated that all of his annoyances had banded together to be one new super annoyance in his life. He was used to dealing with them one at a time but now he was stuck with all of these FUNKERS, hating how they all fussed over him while also acting like chickens with their heads cut off.

Did having them all converge on one spot, reduce their already pitiful IQ?

He felt like his new theory was proving to be true, his expression darkening when he heard Blot screech out 'bonding' with the rest of the idiots looking far too contemplative for his liking.

He was counting Fresh in that lot now with the Parasite being absolutely useless and watching it all like this was a good thing!

They were even suggesting more ideas, grimacing when the newly named 'idiot brigade' ate it all up.

Even Iris was added to his SHITAKE list, the fake feline napping in the sun extremely jealous he couldn't join in and being as unhelpful as the idiot Creator who made them in the first place. He grinned sharply at the lance of pain he suddenly felt through the stupid bond, glad the annoying thing was useful for at least some entertainment.

" Sun. Would you like to be let- "

"If you let me down you stupid fruit, i will make you regret it for the rest of your miserable existence "

He hissed with near visible vitriol, his smile holding dark promises and inwardly preening at the shiver he felt run through his Co-Guardian. At least he still had that going for him, unlike his magic which was being as useful as Blot had been in their entire life which was pretty much useless and not to be counted on at all .

He refused to move from his latest transport though, as after much trial and error he had mortifyingly discovered that his co-Guardian made his magic feel a little less like it was trying to leave his body and splutter out. He could actually feel it now and that he happened to also enjoy how offended everyone got when he loudly declared Milo as the 'favourite' was the icing on the whole cluster FUNK of a situation.

It was a lie of course but their expressions had been priceless , Fresh earning a smidge of forgiveness when they took pictures and promised him copies.

What could he say, blackmail was truly the way to a monsters SOUL~...at least, he was pretty sure how the saying went but it's not like he cared either way.

He sighed tiredly as he leaned his head against Milos' shoulder, grimacing when their emotions went sickenly soft and their hold on him grew just a tad tighter. He was too tired to deal with this right now, deciding if he ignored it enough they would surely get the message.

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AntiVoid

Sun was terribly mistaken that was happening far too often for his liking lately and took back anything nice he had ever thought of the stupid apple brain. He gave his co-Guardina one task and they couldn't even fulfil that, his disappointment immense when he woke up in stalkers arms.

His mood only soured when he saw their location, the presence of the other idiots immeasurably disappointing and yet unwillingly impressed stalker had such self control when he didn't notice any injuries. There had to be something wrong with stalker if they were acting so agreeable, not spotting even a speck of dust on their outfit. 

How did the frankly most insane monster he had the displeasure of ever meeting, manage this ?!

They hadn't even gotten rid of Shattered, who he thought had frankly zero business being here. They were supposed to be a temporary 'babysitter' at best, not added to the list of irritants who plagued his life.

Stalker was truly slacking in their duties, seriously considering demoting them if things continued like this. What use were they if they didn't even bother to nip out any other potential stalkers in the bud?!

"You are finally awake. T-Thats good. H-How do you f-feel?"

..why did stalker sound so weird and where was the stupid cutesy nickname?

He looked away from where had been busy glaring into the AntiVoid in sheer rage , wincing when he spotted stalkers face.

"You look like utter DONKEY, stalker. Did you even sleep? When's the last time you ate? I know we are skeleton monsters but there is no need to take it to the extrem-Omph!"

He hissed when he was squeezed tight and nuzzled, pausing in his dark promises of retribution when he felt something wet on his skull.

...were they crying?! He was not made for dealing with these emotions!

He froze and went limp, dearly hoping playing dead would help, his eyelights growing in alarm when he noticed how everyone looked just as bad.

What had he missed?!

He magnanimously endured this for a few minutes before wiggling in the tight grip, feeling he might need a crowbar to get out of this.

Although, a miracle did happen with Fresh once again showing how they became his least hated adult figure they were still on thin ice for bringing all these idiots into his life again .

He didnt hear what Fresh whispered to stalker but they must have used some voodoo for how quickly stalker put him down, looking up in disbelief when they even gave him some personal space.

He needed to learn that skill as fast as possible, huffing when he realised Fresh was busy mumbling something to the rest of the idiot squad. He twitched at something fluffy brushed against his hand, reluctantly petting Iris and absorbing some of their magic.

He stared blankly at the 'adults' he had to endure seeing them as nothing more than inconveniences , all of them muttering to each other and wondering if they forgot he even existed for a second. He was kind of hopeful but knew he was never that lucky, trying to decide what his next plan was.

He could get closer and try to find out what they were planning next, twitching when he overheard the word 'picnic'.... or he could do the much more dangerous option.

He turned his head to stare back into the AntiVoid, the usual unsettling feeling overcoming him, feeling it wanted to consume him until nothing was left....

.....

What was he saying, of course he would pick the second option!

He needed some space and he doubted staying with these morons would lend him any. With one last glance, making sure all of them were busy he walked away with only a single bit of hesitation, sighing when he felt Iris trudge along with him.

At least this one was one of the more behaved of the lot, humming when he made it a good distance away and was unable to hear anything.

He was kind of expecting that to be harder but he wouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth, grinning down at Iris and rolling his eyes at their worried look.

"It will be fine. All we need to do now is find an Error to bull- i mean talk to and it will all be sorted. You worry way too much"

He felt great for once and he hardly needed magic to get what he needed. With Iris to help if his magic went low, he couldn't see how this would go badly.

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Milo: *Holding Sun with a teary gaze* I feel we are slowly getting closer as brothers!

Fresh: *Looking at Sun who has the promise of death in their eyes and feeling a tad worried for Milos mental state*....sure they are, bro

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Sun: *Trying to decide between the possibility of having to 'bond' with everyone or go into the fathomless AntiVoid* 🤔

Iris: *Screeching to get their attention and thinking the answer is obvious* /ᐠ. .ᐟ\ฅ

Sun: *Overhears stalker mentioning 'feelings' and immediately starts walking into the AntiVoid* This is the best choice really. Cant believe i even had to think about it!

Iris: *Coming along and already tired at the monumental task to keep Sun alive* (^-_-^)~