Sun is not impressed by these Guardians but at least Error is fun to mess with~

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"I'm not doing it."

"Please! They will be sure to help you-"

"Let me put this in a way you understand. I don't want to see them. I refuse to go near them and will bite you if you try and FUNKING touch me again, Dream! Keep your stupid hands to yourself!"

Nightmare was having a great time, watching the back and forth between his brother and the babybones with great amusement.

Now that he was closer to them, he realised the kid looked rather a lot like Dream but they still felt rather different to his senses to what he was used to with his twin. He didn't bother to hide his laughter when the child stonewalled all of Dreams' attempts to be friendly, the last hour having been great fun to watch.

"Brother! Don't just sit there! Say something!"

"I'm good, thanks. You are doing such a stellar job, that I would hate to interrupt you." He said with no shame, watching Dreams wings flutter in clear unhappiness, at not managing to convince the babybones of their idea.

His twin really reminded him of a disapproving pigeon right now but he would never dare to say that out loud.

Killer had made that mistake once and the look of horror on the normally perpetually grinning monster, after Dream 'talked' to them, had been chilling to see. It said something that even Ink and Error never made jokes like that....well, within Dreams hearing range at least.

"Go away stupid bird! Don't you have some birdseed to go eat?"

"I'M NOT A BIRD!"

"Someone's touchy~. What's the matter, big bird? You didn't get the worm today? Have you tried waking up earlier, in that case?"

..he would give it to the kid, they were definitely fearless but the shade of colour Dream was turning wasn't healthy in the slightest, so reluctantly interfered before the kid could say something even worse.

The child's feelings were far too smug and proud, to not have thought of even more to say. He didn't want to have to try and stop Dream from attacking the kid, his tentacles fully prepared to snatch Dream up if they lunged.

Why people thought that he was the more violent twin, was endlessly amusing but still baffling.

"Look kid. What will it take to go and see Error, at least?"

He would push back the idea for visiting the Creator, as having their Code checked out, was far more important right now.

The twins watched in silence as the child's eyelights grew fuzzy, both worried how often this was happening.

They had learned after the first time not to touch them when this happened, Nightmare thinking it was rather lucky that the Tree of Feelings wasn't a normal tree in the slightest, still wincing whenever he spotted the small scorch mark their magic had accidently left behind.

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AntiVoid

Sun was annoyed by these fussy Guardians, their mushy emotions rather revolting having to be near.

Why was even the Negativity Guardian just as bad?! They should try being more like his co-Guardian, truly a fine example of someone who took being a grumpy FUNKER to the extreme.

He had eventually been forced to agree to their stupid request, having a feeling he would have been constantly pestered until he did what they requested.

Even bird brain had some modicum of intelligence going for them, easily spotting the gleam in their eyes whenever he summoned any magic to open a portal, irritated he was stuck with somewhat intelligent monsters for once.

He couldn't believe he was saying this but he missed his Ink, as they had been so much easier to deal with.

..at least he was getting some enjoyment right now, smirking at the unease he was causing Error by just standing here. He didn't even have to say a word, his screwy Code doing all the work for him. He completely ignored the fact he was misplacing his anger onto them, as stalker was nowhere near at the moment.

"..well? Did you find anything?" Nightmare asked Error, having to nudge them due to the intense stare down they were having with the kid.

" Can't read much. Just managed to read their name and a few other things, before I was forced to stop. ."

Error was not ashamed to admit he shivered at the clear sadistic amusement he spotted in the kids eyes, reminding him far too much of his biggest headache in his life. That they also had a scarf similar to them, only confirmed in his mind that the kid was trouble.

It was like a warning sign, that stupid scarf mimicking the bright colours of poisonous frogs, a clear warning to all who were wise to leave that being alone!

The brief glances he got of their Code was a mess, shivering as he saw parts of the damn Parasites Code, mixed in with a Guardians one. The only relief was not seeing parts of a Creator as well...but he was forced to stop when a sense of doom had nearly overwhelmed him, praying the new hellish being wouldn't stay in the multiverse long.

He swore the little devil was doing something, their innocent exterior not fooling him in the slightest. He felt the exact same way around Ink when he first met them, constantly regretting never having run in the opposite direction before they could spot him.

Error gave a highly judging look to Nightmare, when he realised that they had not even known the child's devils name was. He grimaced when he heard his newest headache giggling, their laughter ringing out in the AntiVoid from whatever the golden pigeon had just said.

That kid was strange and he wanted nothing to do with whatever the moronic Guardians had gotten themselves into now.

He had enough pain dealing with his counterpart, feeling he had pissed off some Deity to be stuck with them for life.

Being immortal really was a curse...

"That's useless! What are we supposed to do now? Are you sure you can't check again-"

" NO! I refuse! "

He said wild eyed, preparing to kick all three annoyances out of his home. He dealt with Ink alone, far too much and refused to have his space invaded by these three as well.

He hardly had any free time with how he had to keep an eye on the Creator, to make sure they didn't destroy the multiverse for some inane reason, such as 'being bored'.

He refused to be a damn babysitter for all of the multiverses issues! Ink was already a handful!

"Wait, Error! How are we suppose-"

" It's obviously a weird mix between the two of you and the Parasite. Use your head for once and think about it. "

He counted this as his good deed for the day, twitching when the tiny devil mockingly waved as they fell through the glitchy portal.

He thought it was obvious, after only being in the babybones presence for a short period, to realise the kid desperately needed some stability, their flickering gold eyelights a glaring warning sign.

...he was so going to have to deal with this personally later, wasn't he?

He felt like the only competent monster in the multiverse somedays, wanting to cry at the stress he was under.

He sighed tiredly but his shoulders slumped in relief as quiet returned to the white space, hopeful he would not be interrupted the rest of the day.

"Error! Did you miss me?! Let's have some fun! It's been way too long since we met up. I just created an AU that is always on fire, doesn't that sound awesome to explore?!"

...truly, life was suffering.

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*Dream trying to convince Sun to see Ink*

Sun: *Who has major issues with Creators* I refuse to meet more of the pests!
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*Sun using a bird pun by accident*

Dream: *Visibly triggered*...What did you just say to me?!

Sun: *Delighted in finding a new way to irritate them* Nothing at all...Mr canary~

Nightamre: *Amused but also terrified*..this is going to end so badly
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Error: *Instantly clocking Sun as a chaotic being* You are trouble. I just know it!

Sun: *Acting innocently, already planning to mess with them* We are going to best buds! 😇