(This oneshot has cigarettes and a dirty joke in it. It's not extreme, but it's a naughty joke)

          SapNap let out a soft sigh as he slowly sat up in his bed, a soft creak leaving it as he did so. His black colored hair fell in front of matching colored eyes; he pushed it out of the way as he turned his head to the left. On his left was his nightstand, his alarm clock sitting on it. The bright red numbers read 1:32 AM. The male huffed as he sung his legs over the side of his bed, standing and stretching. If he couldn't sleep, he figured he'd find something to do until he could. Walking out of his room, he saw that the kitchen light was on. He raised a brow as he looked around. I know for damn sure I turned it off...is Dream awake? He thought to himself as he walked out.
          SapNap looked into the living room. The light was off, but he could make out the fluffy blob on the back of the couch. It was Patches, so SapNap knew Dream must be outside. Patches always stays on the couch when Dream goes out. SapNap walked over, Patches letting out a soft mewl as she looked up at him. SapNap smiled slightly, reaching a hand out and gently petting her head. A soft purr left her as she leaned into his touch, looking at him with confusion as she watched him walked out the front door. 

          Dream looked over at the sound of the front door opening, his eyes landing on the man he loved. A surprised look formed on his face as he pulled the cigarette out of his mouth. "Oh, I didn't know you were up," Dream said as he watched SapNap close the door, walking over. "Surprise," SapNap said as he did jazz hands, earning a chuckle from Dream. A small smile formed on SapNap's face as he walked over next to him, leaning over the porch railing with him. He looked at the cigarette in his hand, smirking as he took it from him. "Wh- hey!" Dream exclaimed, SapNap snickering as he set it in his mouth and took a big puff. A large gray cloud of smoke left his mouth as he leaned over, resting his head on Dream's shoulder. Dream smiled softly, placing a gentle kiss on his head. He let his lips linger for a moment before he turned his head, resting it on SapNap's. SapNap closed his eyes as a small smile formed on his face, taking in the moment. Him and Dream had been dating for about a month, he couldn't be happier. 
          While SapNap had his eyes closed, Dream snatched the cigarette from his hand. SapNap's eyes opened, Dream giggling as he earned a playful glare from his slightly smaller boyfriend. Dream thought for a moment as he took a puff from his cigarette.
          "Wanna sleep in my room tonight?" Dream asked as he looked back down at SapNap. "It might help us sleep or something."
          "Ohhh. Clay, I didn't know you were like that~," SapNap replied with a smirk. Dream's face immediately turned bright red, causing a laugh to leave SapNap. "Y-You know that's not what I meant!" Dream stuttered, SapNap blushing as he looked up at him. "I know, I know- it's just funny to see you get embarrassed." Dream huffed as he put the cigarette out, ruffling his hard. "Watch yourself before I change my mind," he said as he turned, walking to the door. SapNap giggled again as he followed him inside.

          SapNap plopped onto Dream's bed, reaching his arms up and making grabby hands for him. Dream giggled as he unzipped his jacket, revealing a dark gray shirt underneath. He set the jacket on his desk chair before climbing into the bed next to him, immediately being pulled into a hug. Pressing his forehead against SapNap's, he stared into his black eyes. SapNap smiled softly, pressing his lips against Dream's for a moment. Dream smiled widely, SapNap nuzzling and hugging him tightly. "I love you," he whispered, making Dream's heart skip a beat. He buried his face in SapNap's hair, closing his eyes ashe replied with "I love you, too."