Request: No
Mcyt: Techno & Ranboo
Type: Not exactly fluff but it's wholesome
Ages: Ranboo: 17 | Techno: 18
Au: Irl

A/N: This chapter is kinda out of no where. I'm on a family trip and bored so...here I am. This story is based off of the fan art above. I thought it would be funny. Slight swearing but not much. Enjoy!

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*3rd person*
Techno and Ranboo were standing in the bathroom, Techno's specifically. This is a rare sighting, Technoblade with other people not including Phil.

Techno had managed to warm up to Ranboo more, seeing him as a friend rather than acquaintance.

But they weren't in the bathroom for no reason.

(THIS IS PLATONIC DON'T GET IDEAS)

In Techno's hand was pink hair dye. He was going to touch his up, not liking how his roots were going back to the same brown that he shared with Wilbur, and how the rest of his head was blonde from the bleaching.

"Hey-oh are you doing your hair?" Ranboo asked, leaning against the door frame.

Techno looked over, not expecting him to show up.

"Uh, yeah. Not liking this hair state. The weird blonde then brown roots-biiiig nope." He exaggerated the word 'big'.

Ranboo chuckled. "I would assume. Do you need help?"

Techno thought for a moment, before letting a sly smirk come across his face.

"No, but do you?"

Ranboo looked confused. He walked closer, slightly intrigued to see what Techno meant.

"Are-are you suggesting what I think you are?" Ranboo laughed.

"Yes!" Techno said, already pouring the dye into one of those hair dying containers.

(what's the name? lmao idk)

"You have a white half of your hair. Why would we not?"

"Your right. I give you permission. I probably would've whether you asked or not."

Techno mixed in some conditioner to make the colour less strong and motioned for Ranboo to get on his knees because he's so damn tall.

The process began.

——time skip to after it's been done——

Techno had just finished washing the excess dye out of Ranboo's hair. Techno started laughing.

"Oh fuck Ranboo. This is so good but bad." He joked.

Ranboo started fake praying and whispering some prayer that Techno didn't know.

Once Ranboo dried his hair he looked in the mirror. Seeing his reflection and now half pink hair caused him to fall to the floor laughing.

"Tech-Techno what about Ph-Phil?" He managed to get out between laughs.

Techno shrugged, not really thinking about Phil's reaction. He was having fun and that's all he cared about.

After Ranboo and Techno calmed down and cleaned up, Techno took a photo.

He put his hand on Ranboo head, causing Ranboo to laugh. He took to photo and put the caption as; "help Phil, we fucked up" and sent it.

They got a reply of Phil saying he liked it. Which surprised the two boys honestly. They thought they would get a disappointment Phil lecturing about how you should think about your actions.

"Oh and Ranboo, this lasts for two months." Techno said leading him to the couch to watch a movie.

"Wait-TWO WHOLE MONTHS!"

Ending A/N: This ending is so rushed. I didn't know what to do honestly. More dialogue then I would've wanted but I didn't have a whole plan for this one shot. Hope it made some people happy. Idk. Once again, not proof read so sorry if something is misspelled. See you next time I post!

-Starby <3