Request: No :]
Mcyt: Badboyhalo, Skeppy, Sapnap (mentions Dream)
Type: Fluff
Ages: Irl
AU: Irl

A/N: I had a goofy little idea, and a small bit of motivation to write this. Enjoy, cause no promises I'll upload any time soon after this lmaoo also Bad and Skeppy are dating in this :p

^_^

*third person*
Bad was currently out of the house at a gas station. He was supposed to be at Dream's house, but Skeppy demanded that he wanted to try the blue Monster - the "Ultra Blue" flavor, or simply blue raspberry.

He figured while he was out he could get himself a Monster that he hadn't tried yet - settling on the "Ultra Red" one, that was flavored mixed berry.

Completing his purchase quickly, he exited the gas station, getting back into his car and beginning his journey back to his friend's house.

at drm's ahaha lol

Bad entered the house, hearing some cheering from the living room. He quietly chuckled to himself, rolling his eyes fondly as he heard Skeppy yell "SUCK IT SAPNAP!" and a faux angry "yeah whatever, asshole!" in return.

Entering the living room, Skeppy jumped up and rushed to the plastic bag that Bad was holding - the handles were sadly almost snapping in his grip.

"Did you get it? The- the blue one?" He asked excitedly, pulling the mentioned drink out seconds later. Bad chuckled, "Yes, I did, Skeps."

Skeppy quickly cracked the can opened, taking an overly excited sip. He made a face.

"Do you not like it?" Bad asked, going to the kitchen to put the bag away and also try his own Monster. Skeppy followed right on his tail.

He got a hum in response. The other sounded unsure. "I- I don't know... it's good but eh, yknow?" He said. Bad shrugged, not fully understanding but sort of seeing what the latter was getting at.

The elder opened his own red Monster, taking a sip. He paused before taking another.

"Hey, Skeps," He said, the younger looking at him instantly. "Try mine? I'll try yours?"

He got a nod, and they swapped cans, taking their own sips.

"I like yours."

"I like yours."

They froze, realizing they both said the same thing at the same time. They both broke into quiet laughter - trying not to laugh too loudly for their friends who were still playing Mario Kart and having casual conversation in between rounds.

"So.. we like each other drinks?" Skeppy said, a smile on his face.

Bad nodded, tilting his head as he did so. "I guess."

maybe like a few hours later or sum i dunno lmaoo

It was now later in the night, Dream and Sapnap were still awake. George had gone to bed early, being a responsible little British boy (so sorry lmaooo).

Since Bad and Skeppy had drank Monsters, they were no where near tired - although it was nearly two in the morning.

Deciding he wasn't comfortable, Bad got up to go and get changed in the bathroom. He had some sweatpants at the Dream Team's house, simply because he was just that close to them.

Unannounced to him, his boyfriend had gotten up behind him, sneaking into the bathroom along with him. Bad looked in the mirror and nearly screamed.

"W-what! Skeppy!" He playfully hit Skeppy on the shoulder, while the black haired male only laughed at his boyfriend.

"That was pretty good, Bad, I've got to admit." He teased, kissing Bad on the cheek. The other flushed a light shade of pink.

Bad shook his head - half disappointed, half fondly - as he quickly swapped his shorts out for sweatpants.

He stood up straight, looking at Skeppy. He had a certain look in his eyes that was far too familiar to Bad. His eyes read 'give me a kiss'.

With another shake of the head, Bad leaned down, taking Skeppy's lips on his own.

When he went to pull away, Skeppy put his arms over Bad's shoulders, deepening the kiss more. Bad's hands went right to his waist, pulling their bodies flush together.

With a swipe against his bottom lip, Bad opened his mouth, letting Skeppy take control of the soft, yet passionate kiss.

It went on for only a minute longer, before Bad managed to fully pull away, reminding Skeppy that they were in their best friend's bathroom.

The two walked out of the bathroom with not second thought, but the second the two entered the living room again, Sapnap burst into laughter, and Dream flushed red and covered his face.

"What?! What are you two muffins laughing at?" Bad said, utterly confused.

He looked at Skeppy, and the man himself started laughing along with Sapnap. That only spiraled his confusion more. He huffed.

Able to calm himself for a second, Sapnap spoke. "D-dude go check the- the mirror-" Then he hauled into laughter once again, clutching his stomach and rolling off the couch with a thump!

Bad rushed back into the bathroom - Skeppy again on his tail - and his gasped with shock.

Their quick make-out wasn't as secret as he was hoping it was.

Bad's lips were purple.

Stupid Monsters.

End A/N: I know I said I had no motivation, but this idea was something I couldn't pass up on. Like I said in the top a/n, don't expect another post after this. Take your yearly food <3 Also! I have six unfinished one shots that I don't see myself completing any time soon. What do you think about me posting them in a separate book unfinished. Like an unfinished one shots book. And if I finish them at some point, I'll move them to this one. Sound good? Lemme know in the comments cause I think you'll all like some of them, but I don't have motivation to finish them. Anyway, have a good morning / afternoon / night, wherever you may be!

-Starby (Phaser) <3