Alright, here's what happened:

Us: Is enjoying an ice cream

DS: Hey BP. I could predict what's gonna happen to you.

BP: Oh really? How?

DS: In a few seconds, a bird will poop on your head.

BP: Yeah suuuuuuuure. As if that's gonna happen. Note sarcasm

DS: 'Oh yes it will. In three, two one...' Makes bird poop on his head

BP: Oh come on!

Friskies: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh my gosh, what the f*ck!? Poor you.

DS: See? Told Ya.

BP: Shush!

Friskies: Until today, BP's still mad.

BP: I'm a freaking cat for Pete's sake! How the hell can I get this poop off my head!?

Friskies: Good luck on that.

BP: AGH!

NaJ!BP belongs to TheGretRouge on Tumbler. Demon Self belongs to me and my friend. Friskies is my persona.