It was a rare occasion for England and France to come visit China. They weren't as nosy about his life as they were with Canada and America, but Arthur had just recently found out that Hong Kong was staying at China's house, and he wanted to pay him a visit.

The two countries stopped at the front door to knock, and within a few moments, Loung opened the door.

"Hello England," he greeted. "Hello France, it's a surprise to see you too. How have you been?"

"I'm been doing well, Hong Kong. I've been wanting to visit you, so here I am," Arthur replied. "The wanker over there decided to tag along."

Hong Kong disappeared into the kitchen to get both of them some tea. France chuckled.

"He is a very good-mannered young man," he commented.

"And that's because I raised him," England boasted.

"But somehow, he seems to be more polite than you could ever be," France retorted.

Before Arthur could reply with a witty comeback, a relaxed moan was heard from one of the rooms.

"Oh, Sammi, that's feels really good. Wait, ow!"

Alarmed, Arthur and Francis whipped around to look at each other.

"Oh they're just doing their own thing. You don't need to worry about them." Hong Kong had come back, carrying two cups of tea.

Suddenly, a squeak could be heard from the same room.

"Yao, get it out!"

"Are you sure that we don't need to check up on them?" Arthur panicked.

"I could understand why our younger brothers wanted to do it with Miss Manitoba and Miss Michigan, but..." Francis trailed off, "But Guangdong only seems to be a 14-year-old girl! Isn't she supposed to be underage?" he hissed.

"If you want to check on them, then sure, go ahead," Loung said casually.

"How are you so calm about this?" They chorused, then snuck up by the door. They pressed their ears against the door, trying to listen to what was being said.

"Why isn't it going out?"

"Hey, I'm trying, okay?"

There was a moment of silence.

"Is it gone?"

"No."

"Seriously, how are you so calm about this? With that thing in here it's totally not okay!"

"I'm sorry, aru!"

"Just get rid of it."

"You have to calm down. I'm trying my best. Okay, got it! Wah! Sammi!"

"You don't think she's forced to do it, right?" Arthur whispered.

"The poor girl...we must not let this go on for any longer!" Francis whispered back. "That's no way to treat a province!"

The ruffling of the blankets were heard, and that was when the two European countries decided to burst into the room.

"Alright, that's enough! You must not torment her any more! I know what excitement you must feel, but you mustn't do this!" France exclaimed.

"This is unacceptable! You--" England cut off as he saw the scene in front of them.

China was standing on the top of his desk, trying to reach something at the top corner of the wall.

"What's unacceptable?" Samantha asked, poking her head out of the blankets.

"Uh... are we missing anything, aru?"

"Yes! And you two were...!" Arthur pointed to the bed.

"I agree. What was all the screaming about?" Francis inquired.

"Apparently, the little girl over there spotted a tiny spider at the top corner of the room and she wanted me to kill it," China explained.

"And what was with, 'Get it out' and 'Is it gone yet'?"

"I was talking about the spider," Samantha said.

"And how about the passionate screaming of each other's names?" Francis asked.

"I was about to fall off the desk, aru."

"What about the moaning before that? You were all like, 'Oh, that feels good!'" Arthur continued.

"...And why is she on the bed?" Francis added.

"Basically, the old man wanted a massage. He said his back was in great pain," Samantha replied, rolling her eyes.

"I'm not old, aru!" China snapped.

"You are, compared to me." Samantha turned her attention back to the two countries. "So what brings you here?"

"We thought you were doing...er..." Arthur let out a nervous laugh.

"Doing what?" she asked, tilting her head. Then it dawned on her, her eyes going wide. "You don't mean--"

The girl started laughing, while Yao blushed a deep red.

"Did you really think that those two would be doing that?" A voice behind them asked. "Seriously, she's too young for this, there's no way that would happen anytime soon."

"I really wonder what goes on in those minds of yours," China muttered, shaking his head and crossing his arms.

"Well since that's been established, we'll be going now!" England said, pulling France along with him.

"Au revoir, friends! Until we meet again!"