"Astoria let go of me please"
Draco said still mourning
"Ok ok i just wanna let you know I've had a crush on you since hogwarts"

"...... BITCH WHAT THE FUCK"
Draco screamed
"I don't like people , I like apples
I'm applesexual bitch "
"Bye"
Astoria walked off crying that had been the worst moment of her life .

3 years later
Draco found another apple named red but it was oviously green .
He and red got married and they happily lived until they died.