'NORMAS ASSOCIATES & CO.'

LENA
DID U GUYS HEAR SIENNA AND ETHAN SLEPT TOGETHER
FUCK
WRONG GROUPCHAT

STE
SIENNA
U DIDNT TELL ME

LENA
this is gonna be fun

'LENA'ADDED 'HOPEY'
'LENA' ADDED 'BETHIE <3'

SIENNA
...whoops...

ETHAN
WHOOPS?!
IS THAT ALL I AM TO U?!

HOPEY
Lena I'm not psychic, close enough but not it

LENA
SIENNA AND ETHAN SLEPT TOGETHER
I TEXTED WRONG CHAT
I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET OURS W JOSIE TOO
SHIT I DIDNT ADD JOSIE

'HOPEY' ADDED 'JOSIE'

HOPEY
I texted josie the context

LENA
thank you <33

SIENNA
Is my life just your gossip?

HOPEY
pretty much

BETHIE <3
just anyone in hollyoaks really

WARREN
I already knew about this cause of my sister
But it's still hilarious she texted the wrong group

STE
It's annoying how she didn't tell me

LENA
in all fairness ste, Sienna was prolly worried on how you'd react
considering her and Ethan are now dating..?
sleeping together..?
Engaged..?

SIENNA
ENGAGED?!
THATS ONE HELL OF A LEAP

LENA
u don't exactly half-ass things do u?
I mean we all heard about the fake baby bump...

SIENNA
that was one time!

JOSIE
*casually eats popcorn*

HOPEY
*steals josie popcorn*

BETHIE <3
*casually eats icecream*

WARREN
what's up with you lot eating shit?

HOPEY
We are eating sweet treats, not shit

ETHAN
who is this kid, and when can I adopt her?

LENA
sadly she already has parents
but that is my good friend hope
She's very funny

ETHAN
oh

LENA
also you'd be a shit parent

SIENNA
WHO CARES
U JUST SPILLED MY SEX LIFE TO MY BEST FRIEND AND EX
OH AND THREE RANDOMS!

HOPEY
ma'am, this is a Wendy's

JOSIE
josie stopped functioning, I'm not kidding - Lizzie

BETHIE <3
and back on my own phone...
*flicks hair behind back sexily*

WARREN
*punches in face*

LENA
THATS MY GIRLFRIEND U DICK

STE
U HAVE ONE OF THOSE?!
I THOUGHT PEZ WAS KIDDING

SIENNA
well this is awkward

HOPEY
for you, yes, it was very awkward
and Ethan, but I like him he's kinda cool

SIENNA
please, he's a wanna be gangster

ETHAN
I still slept w u

JOSIE
I'm back
And Ethan has a point

ETHAN
Thank you, stranger

JOSIE
no problem :))

WARREN
this is weirdly wholesome

STE
^^^

LENA
yeah...