'SUPER SQUAD'

LENA
I texted the wrong group chat
Anyways
Now my adoptive mums ex is gonna adopt hope

JEDDIE
what did I miss?

GREASY SAUSAGE
u just quoted hamilton!

LENA
*starts singing what did I miss*

GREASY SAUSAGE
U LIKE HAMILTON?!

LENA
DUH
KEEP UP

KALE
I wouldn't be rude to my boi
We could kill you

LENA
I'm a wolf and I've got Lizzie a heretic
We would solo ur asses

BETHIE <3
course we would <3

HOPEY
WHIPPED

CLEORRRRR
I literally overheard u telling josie you'd love her if she was a worm with cancer last night

LENA
I'd love Lizzie if she were a cancerous worm
Shed go in my pocket
Everywhere
I CAN SHOW U THE WORLDDDD
SHINING SIMMERING

BETHIE <3
NOT THIS AGAIN

LENA
I'm listening to when vercua says from Charlie and the chocolate factory
The russian accents r taking me out

HOPEY
ALR I GOTTA LISTEN TO THIS

LENA
VERUCA SOUNDS LIKE DRACULAURA
THE GUY ALSO SOUNDS LIKE THAT VAMP FROM HOTEL TRANSLYVANIA

HOPEY
OMG
UR RIGHT
ANGRY DRACULAURA X SCARED DRAC

BETHIE <3
Anyways....

CLEORRRRR
I think headmaster Forbes wants to see Ben and Jed
Something about the dorms

BENNIE
uhmm
I'm technically older than her and don't need to listen to her

LENA
SLAY BESTIE
ALSO IF IT WASNT CLEAR I ACTUALLY LIKE BEN
IT HELPS HE IS HOT

BETHIE <3
hotter than me?

LENA
UR THE HOTTEST PERSON TO EVER LIVE

GREASY SAUSAGE
she's right, Lizzie, your beauty is like no other
your as beautiful as leaves in falling from trees in the fall, flowers blooming in the spring, a bumblebee landing on a flower in the summer, a lone snowflake in the winter and finally the night stars in the sky <3

HOPEY
SIMP
also I swear my dad painted a snowflake

JOSIE
talking abt that artwork actually was how u were conceived....

HOPEY
EWWWW
NO
I NEVER WANNA SEE A SNOWFLAKE AGAIN
UGH
GROSS
hope has currently snapped her own neck - Rebekah xx

LENA
well, that was eventful

HOPEY
in all fairness I'm surprised I've never heard it from Nik - Rebekah xx

GREASY SAUSAGE
I BET LENA WAS CONCEIVED IN A SUBWAY VAN

LENA
DING DING DING
one point to ravenclaw!!

GREASY SAUSAGE
what??

HOPEY
EXCUSE ME - Rebekah xx

JOSIE
LENA OML

JEN LE VULCAN
HOLD UP
WUTTT
DUDEEEEE

LENA
IM KIDDING
BUT IN THE BACK OF A FUNERAL CAR SOUNDS ABT RIGHT

BENNIE
IM SO CONFUSED

JEDDIE
HIS PHONE WAS CONVISCATED BY PRINCIPAL FORBES
so was Jed's - Caroline/ headmistress Forbes
P.S. hi Lena!!

LENA
HEYYY CAROLINE
WE NEED A CATCH-UP

JEDDIE
right after I've dealt with these boys! - Caroline

HOPEY
UGH
FINALLY THAT WENCH IS GONE
- Rebekah xx

LENA
I like her
She's nice and doesn't wanna kill me for dating her daughter
That's a first ngl

HOPEY
trust me she was annoying as a teenager - Rebekah xx

GREASY SAUSAGE
I'm lost

LENA
if u want I can dump u in the ocean?

HOPEY
I was once dumped in the ocean with a dagger in me - Rebekah xx

JEN LE VULCAN
DUDEEEEEE

LENA
INDEEDIO
READ