CLEORRRRR
milton, did u just snap Kalebs neck
Oops this was supposed to be on private chat!!

LENA
it's cool
so why did the sausage snap kales neck?

'LENA' CHANGED 'KALEB' TO 'KALE'

GREASY SAUSAGE
he was annoying me

LENA
hopes currently annoying me
I'm not killing her am I?

JOSIE
WAIT
HOPES STILL IN ENGLAND

HOPEY
my family came and we r on holiday
I assumed u knew
Sorry jo <3

JOSIE
it's cool <3

JEN LE VULCAN
I actually find u two cute
And not barf

LENA
well put my feathery friend

JEN LE VULCAN
???

BETHIE <3
princess, she's not a bird
She's a welder

LENA
biggest let down of 2022
And you know I like literally found out I was adopted

GREASY SAUSAGE
SEE YO MAMA DIDNT EVEN WANT YO ASS

LENA
exactly, milton

GREASY SAUSAGE
OH SHIT
WHOOPS
SORRY
LENA
FORGIVE MEEE

LENA
never

HOPEY
Lena we are currently sat opposite each other
Why r we texting?

LENA
U DIDNT SEE THE SMALL TALK I WAS FORCED TO SHARE W WARREN
NOW WE R SIBLINGS ITS WEIRD
IT WAS LIKE WE NEVER TALKED BEFORE
NOW ITS STRAINED TALKING
ITS SO FUCKIN AWKWARD

HOPEY
OMG
ITS YO MAMA
IMMA SAY HI

LENA
NAWWW
HOPE
DONT RUN OFF
NOOO
SHE DID IT
OH NO
MY MUMS COMING OVER HERE
NOOO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NADA
AHH
GTG
BYEE

GREASY SAUSAGE
well, that was eventful

LENA
shut up, sausage no one likes u
Byeeee

BETHIE <3
bye princess <3
Hope imma kill you
Nah I'm kidding
But don't do that again

GREASY SAUSAGE
if not doing it again breaks u and Lena up I'm all for it
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