LENA
HEYYYY
HOW R U

BETHIE
good
Well my aunt bonnie is coming here today
She's a witch and is super cool
A complete badass

LENA
say hi for me?
Not that I know her I just want her to know I exist bc she seems cool lol

BETHIE
will do!

LENA
I was watching modern family last night
Like all nights
God I'm a slut for all the Dunphy's
I'd become their sex slave

BETHIE
TMI?!

LENA
no ❤️
Peri's pissed off
Oop that rhymed

BETHIE
I'm presuming Peri couldn't pipe a pauper?

LENA
nice word play!
Idk if she can
I would ask her but she seems angry..? Happy..? Calm..? Idk
It's terrifying
But it's bc her ex is still w the girl she cheated w
Honestly it's confusing
Like leave the ex alone!!

BETHIE
u have a point
Have u tried telling her?

LENA
YUP
MULTIPLE TIMES
NEVER WORKS

BETHIE
gtg help hope and josie set up for when aunt bonnie is here
Byeee

LENA
bye!
Say hi to josie for me <3
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