UNKNOWN
hey, is this Hope?

HOPE
yes, this is she
why?
Who r u?
UNKNOWN
peri, Lena's twin

'HOPE' CHANGED 'UNKNOWN' TO 'BITCH-ASS'

HOPE
better

BITCH-ASS
anyways
I was hoping you would help me

HOPE
with Lena's humanity?

BITCH-ASS
oh yeah!
No not that
Getting the girl I like to like me
All you have to do is kiss me in front of her
Make her jealous

'HOPE' HAS BLOCKED 'BITCH-ASS'

'NORMAS ASSOCIATES & CO.'

HOPE
peri just texted me

JAMES
Ah yes, teenage drama

STE
finally mr lawyer isn't ghosting us

SIENNA
strange...

ETHAN
hi kid, how are you?

HOPE
I'm good
Peri wanted me to help her get her ex back
As opposed to helping her not so twin sister

JAMES
classic Peri, self centered

STE
your one to talk

JOSIE
I'm sending drama

WARREN
I've got things to do
So kindly shut up

HOPE
no <3

ETHAN
i love this kid more by the day

SIENNA
this is still creepy

STE
Could always be worse?

ETHAN
is that your motto?

HOPE
I'm pretty sure mine is "I'm the tribrid"
It's a tad self-centered

JAMES
the hell is a tribrid?

JOSIE
it's a role playing game...

JAMES
who are these people?
Do they even work for Norma

HOPE
my actual dad is like friends with her??
Although he has avoided her at all costs
I'm pretty sure I met her when I was like three?

ETHAN
and now I feel sorry for u

SIENNA
we all do

STE
so, Lena's humanity then

LIZZIE
she changed my name on text to LIZZARD
LIZZARDDDDD
WHYYYYYY