Hai! So, this one was originally in my Fairy Tail one shots book, but since I have a whole book dedicated to Freed and El, I thought I'd publish it here as well! I did edit it some between this version and the original, though mostly just in details.

Also, I'm gonna put some things like this *action* in bold, they aren't in the texts, but added them for you. ^_^

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El: Tomatoooo~

Freed:When did I become a tomato, Ellanna? 

El: When I realized all tomatoes have green stems.

Freed: .....

Freed: Why am I a tomato Ellanna?

El: Because yur red and green, silly! XP

Freed: Ellanna...You're drunk.

El: NOoooooo Not dunk

Freed: You're very drunk. Are you at the guild?

El: Yeah...wanna come get me tomato? 😉

Freed: *sighs* Ellanna, I'm not a fruit.

El: ... are YOU dunk? Tomatos are Vegetables.

Freed: No, they're not. Fruits have seeds, vegetables don't. Tomatoes have seeds therefore a tomato is a fruit.

El: Whatever, come get me sexy tomato 😉

Freed: 0///0 W-what did you just call me?

El: Sexy tomato. Why? 

Freed: 0///0 You're very drunk...can your friends take you home?

El: But I'd rather go home with you 😏

Freed: *nosebleeds* Um...I'm not really sure if that's a good idea...can your brother take you home?

El: But I don't want to go home with net brovy! He's not as cute as you ;)

Freed: Oh...When did you learn Russian? (I used google translate...it means no eyebrows. I'll let you guess who her brother is ;P)

El: Levy taught me, it's more musical than in English ^^

Freed: Ok...so did you actually learn Russian...or just one phrase?

El: Like I have time to actually learn another language! Just the phrase. XD

Freed: Ever's coming to take you home.

El: But I don't wanna go with fairy lady...I wanna go home with you....my sexy tomato 😙

Freed: ...

Freed: ...

Freed: Maybe we'll talk about it when you're sober...ok Ellanna?

El: Fine.....

Freed: Good night Ellanna.

El: Night Sexy Tomato <3