Lucy's POV:

Natsu began to bent the pregnancy test a soon as I handed it to him, "Don't break it you idiot, it's a pregnancy test," I yelled at him grabbing it out you his hand before it snapped.

He stared at me for a good minute or two before I could finally see the gears turning in his head.

"Wait if Erza is pregnant, why is she mad at me. I haven't even seen her in a week how could I have knocked her up."

May all my ancestors give me strength for I am in love with a man a smart as a rock.

"No, Natsu she is not pregnant. I am."

And like that the light blub clicked and I could see anger boiling behind his eyes. I knew he wouldn't want a baby. smoke began to rise off his shoulders and flames incased his hands

"WHO THE HELL GOT MY MATE PREGNANT. IM GOING TO KILL THAT SON OF A BITCH. THAT WAS MY JOB FOR THE FUTURE." He yelled.

Discard that last thought he is dumber then a rock.

"Natsu please calm down, let me explain."

"CALM DOWN HOW CAN I CALM DOWN KNOWING THAT A BASTARD GOT THE WOMAN I LOVE PREGNANT. WHAT IS THE JACK ASS'S NAME IM GOING TO NEED IT FOR WHEN I INSCRIBE HIS TOMB STONE."

"NATSU, you got me pregnant this baby is yours."

And as if someone poured a bucket of water on him the flames surrounding him went out.