Lucy's POV:

"Uggggghhhh going on a job alone sucks," I say to myself as I drag myself back to the guild. The mission did not go as planned; like usual. But this time it didn't take a turn for fun.
I'm sore, I got a big bruise forming on my back, and I just wanna go to bed.

The job was simple enough: stop a group of people that where robbing jewelry stores a couple towns over.
I had caught up with the three guys that were pulling off the robberies and we had got into an fight; until they stopped mid-fight to discuss who I looked like.
"Hey boss," the mousey looking on said to the tall guy with plan tree hair. "Isn't that the blonde that got her ass kicked at the grand magic games?"
"Yeah so, what about it? We can take her boys." Palm tree head said to the mouse of a man and the third guy who had a big bushy mustache.
"Isn't she the salamanders girl?" Said the mouse. I blushed at the comment.
"Boss it's that time of the year," said the third.
They froze up all the sudden which really confused me as they gave a look of pure horror. I had no clue what they were talking about, but I saw an opening and knocked them out as they were running away for some odd reason.
I had collected all the reward money and there was minimal damage which is extremely unusual for any of the missions I go on, but then again Natsu wasn't there.

I decided to go to the guild before going home just to let Mira know that the job was a success and that I probably won't be coming in tomorrow. I'm really tired and I want to be well rested for the girls day out on Wednesday. It's going to be really fun.
I open the guild door and it seems all hell broke loose inside; tables are flipped and broken. The walls have people sized holes in them, and worse of all Natsu is in the middle an argument with Canna who is most likely drunk.
"Matches in telling you, Erza had the biggest breast." Canna slurs as she spills beer on her self.
"Who is this Matches you speak of? I am Flame King Dragneel. And I should have your head for speaking those words, you heretic." Natsu says and then hiccups before continuing,"Lucy obviously had the biggest and the best boobs."

I can't believe it, he is drunk.

He started to smell the air and turns in my direction and instantly the most awkward thing to happen today occurs; he gets a boner." There is my queen," he says as he gets up and stumbles toward me. I have to catch him before it falls on his face.
'How much has be been drinking,' I wonder as rest his head in the middle of my breast.
I have to push him away from me because it is just to embarrassing and he falls on his ass. "That's it," I say out loud, "I'm taking you home to sober up"
Someone in the background makes a cat call whistle and I pull the drunk Natsu up and get him situated so I can carry him back to my place.
"Wait Lucy," I hear Erza begin to say; But before she could finish. Mira dropped a tray of empty mugs, jumped over the bar, and tackled her. Putting her into a headlock.
What's up with them?
Maybe their rivalry has sparked up again?

Natsu's head is resting in my shoulder as his arms wrap around my upper body and his legs drag behind me. Before we can get out the door Natsu starts sucking in my neck and I let out a soft moan.

We are almost at my place, Natsu still sucking on me as he takes is hands and grabs my boobs as I drag him up the stairs to my apartment.
My face is bright red now. Not only is my crush groping me and sucking on my neck, but he is also my best friend and I really don't want to ruin our relationship.

Half way up he starts making noises like the ones he makes in trains, 'oh no, he is getting motion sick from being carried,' I think to myself as I race up the remaining stairs and throw open my door, making a dash to the bathroom.
I get his head over the toilet just before he pukes and I just sit in the edge of the tub and rub his back.
"How are you feeling Natsu?" I ask him when he comes up for air.
He gave me a thumbs up before doing going back for round two of driving the porcelain bus.

This is going to be a long night.