Hello, my little weirdos!! It's been so long, I'm crying! Heheh, yeah I know it's only been a week like usual, but still, I missed you guys!! I am so proud of myself, I have been a writing machine this week! I have 4 more chapters ready for you guys! But I'm not gonna post them just yet, gihi. Usually I'm only one or two chapters ahead of the ones I post, but now I'm four chapters ahead. Woohoo! Please comment and vote, I like to hear you guys' feedback. Oh, and this chapter is dedicated to my in real life waifu @MysticSoleil who only joined Wattpad to read my story even though she doesn't watch Fairy Tail. I know how could she! But anyways, she has been so supportive of my writing career so this chapter is dedicated to her, even though not much is going on in this chapter. Maybe I'll dedicate the next one to her too. But anyways, without further ado, here is chapter 17!!

After that whole "Levy swore and it's because of a boy" fiasco, Lucy, Levy, and Romeo were able to go see Porlyusica alone. Although it had been hard to convince her guards to let them go alone since they weren't supposed to let her go anywhere by herself, they eventually let her go.

All three of them were currently on the first floor in front of Porlyusica's door. They took a deep breath and knocked on the door. Not a sound. They looked at each other and Lucy raised her hand to knock again when the door flew open and an angry female voice said, "What?!"

Levy let out a little yelp of surprise and hid behind Lucy, whilst Romeo actually jumped in the air before doing the same. Lucy gulped before letting out a cheery, "Konnichiwa, Porlyusica-san."

Porlyusica slammed the door in their faces. Levy came out from behind her and asked, "Is she allowed to do that to you?"

"Technically, no," Lucy sighed. "But even His Majesty is afraid of her so she can kind of do whatever she wants. I'm actually surprised she's here today."

"Why wouldn't she be here?" Romeo asked.

"I don't know, but she often disappears for days at a time, and no one knows where she goes."

"That's strange," Levy said, rubbing her chin.

"Yeah, it is. But right now we need to talk to her," Lucy said, wanting to focus on the task at hand.

"Right," Levy agreed as all three of them turned towards the door once more.

"Porlyusica-san! Porlyusica-san!" Lucy called through the door. "We really need to see you!"

"And why is that?" her angry female voice said.

"We have a problem."

"Go talk about your problem with someone else!" she barked.

"But only you can fix it, you're the most skilled healer around," Levy said.

"Why do you need a healer for your problem?" Porlyusica asked, seeming slightly interested now.

"If you open the door we'll tell you," Levy continued.

There was a moment of silence before the door was opened, nicely this time, to reveal the dragon lady. Yes, the dragon lady, since that's what everyone called her. It did kind of suit her though. She had pale pink hair tied back in a bun held by two crescent moon sticks, scarlet eyes, and over her outfit she was wearing a blood red cape/cloak with white fabric sticking up in spikes like claws around her neck. Quite scary honestly, and the glare she was giving them that very moment was enough to petrify them to their spots.

"Come in," she said curtly, not waiting for them to move.

They just stood there for a few seconds before Levy unfroze and hesitantly took a couple steps in. This snapped Lucy and Romeo out of their petrified state as they walked in after her. Romeo closed the door behind them and Porlyusica sat down in her chair gesturing for them to do the same. They all sat down stiffly and she raised a pale eyebrow at them and said irritatedly, "Well?"

"Well, the thing is..." Levy trailed off looking over at Lucy for help.

"You see, Porlyusica-san," Lucy started. "We came to you because we are in need of your medical expertise."

"Why do you need my medical expertise?" she questioned.

"Well, we have friends outside of the castle who are very badly wounded because they got into a fight, and the thing is their family is in danger so we were wondering if there was some way to make their wounds heal faster?"

"If your friends are in danger, I'm sure the royal army can protect them if you ask, Princess," she said, regarding them suspiciously.

Lucy squirmed uncomfortably in her seat, glancing at Romeo and Levy who seemed to be worried about their situation as well.

"This danger is beyond the capabilities of the army," Romeo spoke up.

Porlyusica stared intensely at each of them in turn before sighing and saying, "Fine, just describe their wounds to me." '

Lucy nudged Romeo, indicating that he should go first. He nodded and began describing Wendy's wounds.

"Well, she has a huge gash on the upper part of her right arm, and another gash on her left calf. She has a couple cuts and bruises in other places but nothing too serious, and I think her right wrist is broken."

Porlyusica seemed to be mulling the information Romeo had just given her over in her head, and all three of them stayed silent to allow her to fully concentrate. She suddenly jumped alive causing Lucy, Romeo, and Levy to jump out of their skins in surprise. She started taking various herbs and crushing them together. The three of them just watched her work in silence for about ten minutes before she turned back to Romeo with a small jar full of green salve in one hand and a splint in the other.

"Spread this on her gashes every other day and wrap it. It should speed up the healing process, and here's a splint for her wrist," she said, handing them to him.

"Arigatou gozaimas, Porlyusica-san!" Romeo said bowing respectfully.

"Tch," she responded. "Now who's next?"

Levy nudged Lucy this time and she spoke up.

"N- I mean he has a really nasty looking gash on his abdomen that's making it impossible for him to walk. The rest are just cuts and bruises that aren't as important," she said, omitting his wing's injury.

"Hm, and you?" Porlyusica said, turning to Levy.

"He has a gash on his lower back, but it thankfully doesn't touch his spine and he has a gash on his left arm and his left foot is... mangled," Levy said.

"Why so many gashes?" Porlyusica asked, more to herself than to them.

Romeo, Lucy, and Levy gave each knowing glances before shrugging, as Porlyusica walked back to her workstation. They waited there for ten more minutes before Porlyusica turned back to them with two jars of the same salve she had given Romeo.

"Here, same instructions as the ones for this one over here," she said, nodding towards Romeo, who was hugging his jar to him as if his life depended on it.

"Understood, arigatou gozaimas, Porlyusica-san!" Levy and Lucy said, bowing in sync.

"You're welcome. Now... WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING IN MY INFIRMARY, YOU FILTHY HUMANS!!!!"

Levy, Lucy, and Romeo hugged each other for dear life as they screeched simultaneously.

"I HATE THE SMELL OF HUMANS!!! GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT!!!!!!" she yelled, shooing them with her broom.

She didn't need to tell them twice. They dashed out of there as fast as humanly possible. 

Author's note: Hey, so I hope you enjoyed this chapter, I know it was short and I know that there was no nalu in this chapter, but if you knew what was in the other chapters I've written!! Gihihihi. Seriously though, I was exploding on the inside while writing the other chapter because I wrote so much Nalu fluff!!! So, I was gonna invite Porlyusica, but I um, got too scared to do it, so I invited someone else. Drum roll please! *does drumroll on the computer*

Cana: Wassup, people?

Meena: Cana!! What are you doing here? I thought I invited Mira Jane.

Cana: Well I actually took the invitation before she saw it so yeah, I'm here now. Ya got any booze?

Meena: Um, I guess I could get you some... What do you want?"

Cana: Hmm, how about some scotch on the rocks with a twist. 

Meena: I, um, ok. *writes Cana's order into the story* The only reason I know what that is because Monica from Friends likes it. And if you guys don't know Friends, well screw you. Naw, I'm just kidding, but go watch it. It's pretty mature though so I wouldn't recommend watching unless you're 14 and older. 

Cana: Aren't you supposed to be talking to me? *drinks the scotch* Man, that hits the spot. 

Meena: I'm sorry, Cana. Of course. So, first question, do you ship Nalu.

Cana: Course I do. I actually can't believe how much Lucy hangs out with the guy, he's not even flirtatious, but then I knew that if anyone hangs out with Natsu that much, she'd gotta like him. 

Meena: Yes!! And he hangs out with her a lot too!! And he never stopped, even when Lissana was discovered to still be alive! Take that Nali fans!

Cana: Yup, I noticed that, too. Lissana used to be Natsu's best friend and probably childhood crush, so I was genuinely suprised that he didn't hang out with her more when she came back. That was another thing that made me realize Nalu is gonna happen. Can I have more scotch?

Meena: Sure, here.

Cana: Thanks. * Takes a long gulp* And those two would do anything for each other, I mean look at everything Fairy tail's gone through and what Natsu and Lucy did for each other when they were in trouble. They so obviously like each other it pisses me off that they haven't gotten together yet!!!!

Meena: Me too!!!!! I am so glad we see eye to eye on this, Cana. More booze?

Cana: Yes, please!

Meena: Cana, I have one more question for you before the disclaimer. 

Cana: What is it? If it's about the other couples you mention in your story, yes I do ship Gruvia, Gale/Gajevy, and Jerza. 

Meena: AAAHHHHH!!! YES!!! But no that's not it. What do you think about Freed?

Cana: Freed? I think he's sexy. *finishes off her third cup of scotch* Can I have more?

Meena: Sure. So you do like him?

Cana: What's not to like? He's sexy, he's strong, he cares for the guild. Oh, and did I already say he's sexy?

Meena: Yes, yes you did. But what about the fact that overly admires Laxus?

Cana: I think that's cute. Laxus is his idol, and it's cute when he worships him. Pretty funny too. 

Meena: Yay! I ship you two! No hate you guys! Now on to the disclaimer!

Cana: Meena doesn't own Fairy Tail, Hiro Mashima does. If she did, all her ships would have gotten together, and Cana would be dating Freed. And having sex with him, very heated sex-

Meena: Hey! I didn't write that last part!

Cana: I know. *smirks evily*

Meena: *shivers* Bye guys! Psst, Cana's dirty!

Cana: * whispers in Meena's ear* I know.

Meena: EEK! I'm getting out of here! I might post another this weekend by the way! Bye!!