YummyGhost (A-N)

Just so you know, some stuff in this story might be different from the actual Dragon Ball Z Cooler's Revenge movie, but that's so I can fit my own ideas into a piece of FanFiction. Normally, if I write a new piece of FanFiction that is Dragon Ball related I put a similar (A-N) in almost all of the stories. Just in case if I get that one awkward person that comments "That never happened in any of the Dragon Ball shows or movies!"

Anyways I hope you enjoy. :)

Phone Conversation.

You: "Hello?"

Goku: "Hi, (Y-N) what you doin'?"

You: "Doing some research on the Saiyan race with Bulma. Why?"

Goku: "Would you be able to come to my place in about an hour?"

You: "What's the occasion? Wedding anniversary, birthday, new baby?"

Goku: "Err no, neither of them. I need you to hang out with Chi-Chi for the night because I want to take Gohan camping with Krillin and Oolong."

You: "Ohh nice of you to invite me!"

Goku: "Please, (Y-N). I just want a lads night out with my friends and son without Chi-Chi shouting in my ear... I'll even give you and Bulma a blood sample for your research."

You: "You do know that taking blood involves needles?"

Goku: "Sadly."

You: "Ok I'll be at your in an hour."

Goku: "Hehe, thanks (Y-N)."

You: "Ok bye, Goku."

End of Phone Conversation.

"I'm guessing that was Goku?" Bulma guessed. "How did you know?" You chuckled back to her. "You can hear his voice on the phone from miles a way. So what did he want?" Bulma questioned you as she looked at you. "He wants me to go to his house in an hour so I can distract Chi-Chi while Goku takes Gohan camping." You told Bulma Goku's plan. "I hope you're getting paid for this." Bulma crossed her arms with a tint of humor. "A blood sample from Goku for our research." You told Bulma. "Wow. He must be desperate to go camping then." Bulma widened her eyes with a bit of shock. "I know. I best get cleaning down if I need to be there in an hour. It'll take me a good twenty minutes to fly to Goku's place." You told Bulma and started to clear up your stuff. "I guess I should call it quits for now too." Bulma stretched and did the same as you.

Time Skips an Hour.

You arrived at Goku's house and looked though the window. Chi-Chi was shouting at Goku like a mad; she was obviously raging about the camping trip, as Goku wouldn't have told her what was going on. So to break up the arguing you walked though the door and took a bottle of wine out of the kitchen cupboard.

"Hello, auntie (Y-N)." Gohan welcomed you as he stood in the middle of the kitchen door.

You're not really Gohan's auntie by blood, because you're not a Saiyan nor are you related to Goku. Goku has just been like a brother to you for your whole life, so his son loved to call you his auntie as he adored you.

"Alright Gohan. Do you know where your mother keeps the crock screws?" You asked him. "The middle draw on the right, I think." Gohan answered you. "Thank you." You looked in the draw and found what you needed. "Why do you need a wine bottle and crock screw?" Gohan asked you. "I'm here to chill your mum out so you can go camping with your dad." You took out two wine glasses and patted Gohan's head. "Ahh I see." Gohan nodded and followed you.

"Chi-Chi, sit." You told Chi-Chi as you put the wine glasses on the table. "NOT NOW, (Y-N)!" Chi-Chi yelled at you and carried on to give Goku an angry look. "Chi-Chi sit!" You told her and waved the wine in the middle of her face.

Chi-Chi sat down in the end with her arms crossed and one pissed off face.

"Goku, go." You turned around to Goku and opened the bottle. "Thanks again, (Y-N). You two have fun. Come on Gohan let's go." Goku thanked you again and hurried out of the door.

So now your evening would be with your best friend's wife. You had also known Chi-Chi since she was just a cute little girl, but she was just too demanding with Gohan studying. When you opened the wine, you'd get about an hour of complaining, two to five hours of fun and then Chi-Chi asleep on the couch till Goku got home.

Currently, you was half way though your fun with Chi-Chi as she started blabbering on about random things like the random badger that sleeps at the front door and the bowel of tadpoles Goku has in the kitchen. The badger thing you believed because you've seen it yourself, but the tadpoles in the kitchen sounded like something else.

"Goku has tadpoles?" You questioned the drunk version of Chi-Chi. "Yeah. They're on the kitchen windowsill." Chi-Chi pointed and slouched on the sofa. "I need to see this." You stood up and went to the kitchen.

"Holy shit Goku actually has pet tadpoles." You chuckled at the see though bowel with the label that said 'Goku's tadpoles.' While you was watching the baby frogs swim around, you noticed a massive explosion in the sky; then you sensed some other power levels you've never felt before.

One was way bigger than Frieza's, another one was higher than Captain Ginyu's from the Ginyu Force and then you had another two power levels that were completely different. For sure you knew that a fight was going on, and that Goku would be taking part in it, which left you confused on what to do. Stay with Chi-Chi to keep her safe or go help Goku. But Goku would obviously want you to stay with Chi-Chi. After all, you'd just have Chi-Chi at your neck when she's sober for leaving her. So it wasn't worth going out.

You went back to Chi-Chi and found her asleep on the sofa, which was a good thing because you was getting tired as it was pretty late. With a bit of a struggle you picked your drunk friend up and put her in her bed while you took the sofa for the night.

Time Skips to Morning.

"Morning, (Y-N)." Chi-Chi shacked you awake with a cheerful tone. "How are you so energetic after last night? You was absolutely smashed and now you act like nothing has hit you." You groaned while holding your head. "I found some Senzu Beans in Goku's sock draw, it turns out that they cure hangovers." Chi-Chi exhaled and handed you a bean. "Thanks." You took the bean off her and ate it. "So you got any plans for today?" Chi-Chi asked you. "I was thinking on going to check up on Goku. Maybe give him those Senzu beans just in case if a bear came along." You lied knowing that something had definitely gone wrong on the camping trip. "Goku will probably hug the bear thinking it's a massive cuddly toy. But you can go check up on him, after all I don't want Gohan getting hurt." Chi-Chi thought about it and dropped the bag of bean in your hands. "Thank you." You smiled and rapidly ran and flew straight to Goku.

When you found Goku almost dead in Krillin's arms, you saw Gohan limping with a black eye, Icarus groaning at Gohan and Oolong panicking like a wart hog.

"I thought something was wrong." You landed in front of Goku and Krillin. "I wish we invited you now." Goku coughed and held his hand out. "Yeah. That way you wouldn't have done a Goku and shown up to the fight late." Krillin squinted his eyes and told you. "Well if I didn't show up late, you wouldn't have these Senzu Beans." You lifted you your arm up showing your friends the bag of beans. "WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE!?" All of your friends screeched at the same time. "Basically, to distract Chi-Chi you have to open a bottle of wine and get hammered with her. We both woke up with a big of a head ache and Chi-Chi gave me a bag of Senzu Bean that she found in Goku's sock draw." You casually explained to everyone. "That was my secret backup stash." Goku groaned while trying not to anyone everyone.

"So what happened here then?" You changed the subject and reached your hand into the bag. "Frieza's brother found us and attempted to get revenge on his Father on Brother." Gohan eventually spoke out. "Wow Frieza has a brother?" You raised your eye brows with surprise. "Yep. Almost a spitting image of him." Krillin added. "Wow." You nodded and accepted the shock.

Just as you was handing out the backed up beans Goku had hidden, all of you focused your attention on a pile of rocks slowly moving and shacking.

"Piccolo?!" Gohan cheered and ran over to the rocks. "I... Don't think that's Piccolo, Gohan." You suggested and held him back.

"HAHAHA! You look like a bunch of deer caught in the headlights! Hahaha! You lose, suckers. Now die!" A blue alien looking man burst out of the ground with an insane look on his face.

With no doubt you knew this guy was on the villain's side, so without hesitation, you shot him with a thin beam of energy in the collar bone and chest that made him pass out in pain as if he was dying.

"Please tell me he wasn't on our side." You mentioned after putting your arm down. "He's defiantly on the other side." Krillin answered you. "Good because I might have killed him." You looked over the the groaning man on the ground. "Either that or he's dying very slowly." Goku thought out and stood up after eating the bean. "Yeah... Why don't you guys go on a head, I've got some business I need to deal with." You suggested to your friends. "Can I at least have my Senzu beans back?" Goku questioned you with his hand out to you. "Ohh yeah, sorry." You gave Goku the small bag back and went the opposite way to the others.

While your friends made their way home, you thought about this mysterious guy you'd just injured. Slowly, you trembled up to him, and you could see that he was only just conscience.

His breathing increased from the shock of a girl defeating him and his eyes attempted to stay open to show that he wasn't done. But he eventually passed out and became un-conscience. Once he gave in, you picked him up and flew to Bulma's place.

"Bulma!" You shouted her name as you landed. "What?!" She yelled back and came running straight outside. "Is there any way in healing people fast without Senzu beans?" You questioned her. "Who's this?" Bulma wiggled her finger in front of man you had dangling over your shoulder. "Don't know." You casually said. "Ok a bit more information genius. Where did you find him? I don't want to hire some professional doctors on some random guy." Bulma crossed her arms. "Well his boss is dead and I'm pretty sure that his work mates are too." You started your explanation. "Who is his boss?" Bulma then raised a brow with suspicion. "Frieza's brother." You answered with a cringed face. "Now I'm definitely not getting him healed." Bulma put her hands on her hips.

"Please? I'm pretty sure that he's a Brench-seijin... AND, he has a French accent." You tried to temp Bulma with two things. "First of all, I'm not the biggest fan of men with French accents; all though, a Brench-seijin would be interesting to study... But anyone that has some sort of relationship with Frieza will have no help from me!" Bulma put straight forward to you. "What about Vegeta? He worked with Frieza for many years, and you want to kiss his face off." You trapped Bulma with her crush for Vegeta. "But that's different, Vegeta is changing." Bulma looked down with a little blush on her cheeks. "So might this blue guy... Tell you want Bulma. If you get him fixed up with some decent doctors, I'll keep him at my place and we can do some research about him there. He can't really deny it after we've just saved his life." You offered Bulma a pretty decent offer. "...Ok, I'll help. But just keep in mind that he'll probably kill you in your sleep." Bulma added to try and make you backout. "I don't think he will, Bulma. I have the sensation that he might be afraid of the strongest woman on Earth because I was the one who put holes in his chest and collar bone." You admitted to her. "Also, when this guy is getting sorted out, you're telling me everything that is going on because this story sounds like something wild." Bulma exhaled with some confusion going on in her head. "I'll tell you what I know. But you'll have to call Goku for the full story." You smiled at her and walked inside.

While Bulma organized some professional doctors to put this Brench-seijin back in good state, she forced you to tell her everything you knew, and then forced Goku to do the same thing over the phone.

When an hour passed by, you had the Brench-seijin transported to your house and placed in a guest room you had. Your house was obviously built for a rich person; it was built by Capsule Corp, but you paid the millions of Zeni for it. You only gained so much money because of your research and martial arts. But you still was no where close to being the Bulma type of rich. For the full day he was basically un-conscience, which was a bit worrying as you thought you might have killed him. Luckily, you didn't though, he started to wake you in agony when it was about seven o'clock at night.

"You're alive." You lightly cheered when you went to check on him again. "Merde c'est toi." He sighed and covered his face with irritation. "Ohh so you're actually French?" You asked soon as he spoke a different langue. "I can speak French, English and seven thousand other languages fluently. I just have a French accent." He told you a really mind blowing fact. "What? Really? There are seven thousand one hundred and six languages languages on this planet. You possible can't speak all of them." You sat on a chair and started to get interested by this man's character. "I probably can't. The languages I can speak are galactic, which means they're from other planets." He continued to tell you. "Amazing. Does that come with all Brench-seijin?" You quired him. "No. I'm just very intelligent and classed as a genius on my home planet." The man explained to you while trying to sit up.

"So let me ask you this, how do you know my race? None of us have been on Earth before." The guy eventually straighted up in his bed and held his shoulder in pain. "Well I've met a Brench-seijin before, he just had white hair, green eyes and red/orange skin." You listed the looks the other Brench-seijin had. "Was he called Jeice by any chance?" He widened his eyes with some surprise. "Yeah. You know him?" You quizzed him back out of interest. "Sadly. That freak thought he was better looking and a better fighter than me. I'm glad he's dead now anyways." He continued to blabber while clenching his firsts with annoyance.

"If you don't mind me asking. Would I be able to ask you a favor in return for me saving your life?" You questioned the blonde lad out of nowhere. "Nope, I believe that you was the one who put me in this mess." He leaned back and attempted to put himself in a chilled out mood. "Alright then. Can I ask you a favor if I let you stay here till you're healed?" You asked him once again. "What do you want from me? I can hardly move without groaning in pain, so if you think I'm going to be your butler, think again. Soon as I'm back at full strength I'm going back to my home planet, and rebuilding my life." The Brench-seijin exclaimed with a sharp tone in his voice. "I just want to ask you some personal questions for some research. My hobby for researching different races from around the universe has made me a millionaire, and it just so happens I haven't had the chance to look into your race." You carefully explained to him. "Give me an example." He crossed his arms and closed his eyes. "What is the average life span for your race?" You quizzed. "That's tricky to answer because most of us die at a young age due to battles, but I'd say roughly a hundred years or more. It all depends on the life style we choose to live." He answered the question the best he could. "See, just simple questions like that." You slapped your hands on your lap with a demonstration. "Ok. I'll help you out. But once I'm healed I want you to have transport for me, so I can return home." He demanded. "Deal. But I'm going to need your name because I don't want to call you blue cheese or anything like that." You joked and stood up. "It's Salza, and what's you're name?" Salza answered you then returned the question. "It's (Y-N). I'll come check on you in a couple of hours. You look like you need some sleep." You added and noticed the bags under Salza's eyes. "Ok." Salza nodded and slowly slouched back down.

Phone Conversation.

You: "Hello?"

Bulma: "Hi (Y-N). Has your blue friend woke up yet?"

You: "Yes. He's in a bit of pain but seems pretty chilled out."

Bulma: "Ahh ok. Have you talked to him about this research that you want to do with him?"

You: "Yeah, he seemed a bit edgy with it at first, but we came to an agreement."

Bulma: "What's the agreement?"

You: "When he's fully healed I get him transport back to his home planet."

Bulma: "That'll take for ever. One, Vegeta is using our last working ship and we have no clue when he'll be back. Two, how do you not know that he he'll just go crawling back to an unknown member of Frieza's family. And three, it'll take a while for him to get fully healed, because I'm pretty sure that Korin has no more Senzu beans and I don't Goku will give you one unless he was to meet and forgive the guy."

You: "Well when he can walk without being in pain I'll bring him over so you and Goku can meet him. He's not that bad to be honest."

Bulma: "If you say so."

You: "Well I've got to go see Goku. He promised me a blood sample for some research if I distracted Chi-Chi for the night, so I'm going to collect my payment."

Bulma: "And going to see if he can give you a Senzu bean."

You: "That too."

Bulma: "Ok bye."

You: "Bye."

End of Phone Conversation.

Quickly, you flew over to Goku's place, and you had your fingers crossed that he was in without having Chi-Chi complaining at him. You let yourself in as you normally did and saw Goku stuffing his face with food and Chi-Chi cleaning the grazes off Gohan.

"How did you get in?" Goku asked as he was just about to bite into another piece of Dim Sum. "The door." You pointed "I know, what I mean is, why are you hear?" Goku questioned you with a blank face. "Your blood sample payment for my research." You grinned and held up a small bag. "Aww crap. Make it quick will you, I'll pass out if I see that needle go into me." Goku gazed at the bag and turned blue in the face as he knew what was in there. "I will. I'll make sure you can't even feel anything, just don't look when I put the needle into you." You unzipped your bag and put some rubber gloves on.

Rather rapidly you numbed Goku's arm with some numbing spay and slowly jabbed the needle into him arm. You took at least half a shot of your friend's blood, put the liquid in a locked jar and plastered the tiny hole so no infect could occur.

"All done." You smiled and waved the little tub of blood in Goku's face. "I hardly felt that." Goku gasped in surprise. "Of course you didn't. Now. Can I ask you another favourite, please?" You crossed your legs on the kitchen chair you was sat on. "You're not having a semen sample!" Goku pointed and joked. "I leave that to Bulma and Vegeta." You laughed and joked back. "Aww gross. So what is it?" Goku got serious and leaned back with a chilled look.

"Can I have a Senzu bean, please? Korin probably won't have anymore and you're the only one that I know that has some." You kindly quired Goku. "Sure, who's it for?" Goku agreed and untied the bag that was around his belt. "Err that blue guy who I almost killed." You summarised. "That French dude who worked for Cooler, and almost killed us all. I think not, my friend." Goku then refused and looked away. "Well at least meet him before you say no for certain. He's not that bad when he's not being forced to work for solitary guys like Cooler and Frieza." You explained and persuaded your mate. "Fine, lead the way." Goku sighed and thought to give the guy a chance.

Back at your place, you put Goku's sample safely away in your lab so it didn't smash; while you was doing that, Goku pondered around your lad and found all of you work satisfying.

"Let's go see Salza then." You mentioned and looked at Goku who was looking down into a microscope. "Who's Salza?" Goku quizzed while still looking into the microscope. "The blue guy you're meant to be meeting if he isn't asleep." You reminded him. "Ohh ok. What's in here?" Goku nodded and looked at you while pointing to the scientific object. "A skin sample from a Namekian Frog." You answered. "Eww why is it moving?" Goku cringed and rubbed his arms. "That's what Bulma and I are trying to find out." You also answered and left your lad.

When you left your lab, Goku followed you to see this Salza he was suppose to meet. When you went in to check on him, he wasn't asleep luckily, he was just sat on this windowsill looking at the view.

"How you feeling?" You asked Salza. "Very, very sore. It's took me a good half an hour to get here." Salza told you and slowly turned towards you. "Well I've got someone who wants see you anyways." You let Goku into the situation. "Enfer sanglant, you might as well bring the Namekian and the bald one too." Salza stated as he remembered who Goku was.

"So what does he want anyways?" Salza eventually quizzed. "I just want meet you, to see if you're actually a decent guy. Apparently, you're not that bad of a person." Goku walked up to the Brench-seijin and commented to him. "I guess you can say that." Salza nodded. "Here take one of these. You'll be back at full strength, and it won't take you half an hour to walk from you bed to the window." Goku brought out a Senzu bean and gave it to Salza. "What is it?" Salza studied the little green bean and wondered what it was. "It's a Senzu bean, it can heal almost anyone, no matter what condition you're in." You explained and leaned on the door. "Well thank you, Goku." Salza thanked him and eat the bean. "It's alright. Sorry for me leaving so soon, but Chi-Chi might rip my head off if I don't get back home. We did just fly straight out after all." Goku scratched the back of his head and opened the door. "I'll show you out. Just give me a minute, Salza." You went to show Goku out and excused yourself from Salza.

"So you speak to him for a second and then leave?" You questioned Goku as you lead him to the front door. "Err yeah I met him so you can't complain. Plus he might make a decent sparring partner till Vegeta gets back." Goku smiled as the only use in healing Salza was for sparing. "I guess I can't complain." You nodded and let Goku out.

As you was heading back to Salza, you picked him some clean casual cloths up and took them to him, as he was still in shattered armour.

"Here. I'm pretty sure that armour is doing your head in." You stated and put the cloths on the bed. "It is, merci." Salza thanked you and walked over to you. "If you want a shower it's thought that door there. If you want me, just come find me, I'll be outside somewhere as it is a nice day." You pointed to the bathroom that was attached to Salza's room. "Ok." Salza nodded and went into the room you pointed at.

You left Salza to his own business till he was ready to find you, it took some time though, because a shower for him took ten minutes, getting changed took a minute, combing hair took fifteen minutes and finding a way to get outside took twenty as it was a maze for new people.

"Get lost by any chance?" You chuckled and sat up on your sun bed. "...Yes. Also, how do you find your way around here?" Salza asked and pointed at the large building behind him. "Well it is my home, and I did design it myself, only a small mansion though because I live on my own." You explained and put your sun glasses on top of your head. "That must get boring. As Cooler's top henchman and captain of an army that is now useless, I'm use to being around hundreds of people everyday; and as a Brench-seijin, we're use to being around people." Salza told you and took a seat next to you. "What is your home planet like?" You questioned him out of nowhere. "Not much different to Earth to be honest. The gravity is A LOT heavier and the atmosphere is cleaner. As for technology and buildings, I'd say we're not as advanced as this." Salza answered you back as he seemed to be fascinated by the civilised path humans had taken. "Really? Tell me more about your planet." You smiled and crossed your legs on the sun bed. "I'd get a pen if I were you. If you want to research me and my planet, then you've got a lot coming." Salza crossed his arms and relaxed for the first time. "I may not be able to remember seven thousand languages, but I can remember some little facts. After all, I don't want a lot out of you right now, just some more little bits of information will do for today; we've got plenty of time." You mentioned and decided not to rush anything.

"How much time do we have?" Salza questioned you. "Six months." You casually mentioned back. "Wow. So am I staying here for that long?" Salza widened his eyes with shock. "Yep. The only working ship we have is being used and won't return for another six months so you're stuck with me." You replied to him. "Surely, staying here can't be that bad." Salza remained calm and thought about his response. "You'll be fine. You might change your mind in the end and stay... That's if you don't have a family waiting for you back on your home planet." You shrugged and told the possible. "I know a lot of people on my home planet but I wouldn't class them as family. I lost my family decades ago and that's the main reason why I worked for Cooler." Salza admitted to you and looked in the opposite direction. "That's sad, I won't ask about it if you don't want." You commented to Salza. "It's fine." He shrugged and stood up.

Time Skips Six Months.

For the last couple of months Goku had got Salza back intro training and they both decided to partner each other till Vegeta came back, which would be any day now. As for your research with Salza, you was pretty much done within the first couple of months. He told you all the facts about his race and everything else. As for Goku, he noticed something about Salza that you didn't notice, and that was him having a massive crush on you. Of course Salza denied that, but he didn't deni it in his head.

In the mean time you, Salza, Goku, Gohan and Piccolo was doing some training in the huge backyard Bulma had. Gohan and Piccolo did their own thing, Goku and Salza were almost ripping each others heads off, and you was taking five soon as you had Piccolo and Goku fighting you. Because it was a scorching day out, you had to get yourself a freezing drink out of Bulma's fridge and sit next to her to stay out of the heat coming from the guy's training.

"So Salza... When you gonna tell her?" Goku questioned Salza which a big grin as he blocked his kick. "Tell who what?" Salza asked his back knowing what Goku was teasing at. "(Y-N) that you love her." Goku answered with a joking tone. "I've told you before, I don't have a romantic interest in (Y-N)." Salza stopped fighting and attempted to get his lie across.

"Stop denying it and start admitting it. Even I've caught you watching (Y-N) with a blushing smile while she trains." Piccolo held his hand out on Gohan's head so he was punching nothing but thin air. "See even Piccolo has noticed your little crush." Goku pointed out. "FINE! I might like her but I'm not saying anything to her." Salza confessed and crossed his arms. "Why?" Goku groaned like a little kid. "Because why on Earth would she confess that she likes me back? I'm a blue mutant, with yellow hair and a French accent. What human woman finds that attractive?" Salza put his point out for Goku to answer. "She has I thing for guys with French accents, you just don't know about it because she doesn't talk about her romantic feelings much, only Chi-Chi and Bulma know about that." Goku scratched his head and hoped that Salza would be a bit more confident. "Sure she does." Salza said as he didn't believe him. "Look if you like (Y-N) and want to be with her, tell her before Vegeta gets back, that way she won't have to re-fill the ships tank with Bulma. After all, the worst she can do is say no, if she does say no you can leave and never see her again." Goku suggested and put his words in the worst way as possible. "That couldn't have been said any better." Piccolo mentioned with a tint of sarcasm. "I know right." Salza sighed and noticed Piccolo's sarcasm.

When it was about seven o'clock at night Goku, Gohan and Piccolo started to go home, then you and Salza went back to your place half an hour after them.

When you and Salza got back to your place, both of you got a shower, changed into some clean gear and did your own thing. Salza was on the sofa in the living while watching the T.V, and you was writing up description on Frieza's race on the other sofa in the living room. You noticed that Salza was no longer watching the digital device and that he was watching something else. You didn't say anything because you didn't want to make it awkward for him.

"What you jotting down now?" Salza spoke out to you. "The known facts on Frieza's race." You answered and didn't take your eyes of the pen and paper. "Fair enough... What would you do if I decided to stay on Earth?" Salza then changed the subject. "I'd be happy. I'd also let you stay here because you're great company and a good friend." You told Salza and stopped writing.

"I guess you've changed your mind, and would like to stay?" You looked at Salza and watched him walk over to you. "If you wouldn't mind." Salza nodded and sat pretty close to you. "I'll tell Bulma that we don't need to refill the ships tank. How come you changed your mind?" You picked up your phone that was at the sofas arm. "Je t'aime." Salza answered you with a loving sigh. "Ohh really?" You widened your eyes with a massive surprise. "Shit you know what I side." Salza panicked and sat up straight. "Of course. Ever since you've been blabbering the French language around here, I have picked up a few words." You told Salza with a cheeky grin. "MERDE!" Salza cursed and covered his face with some embarrassment. "I wouldn't worry about me turning you down though. I love you too and it would probably break me inside me if you left Earth." You quickly kissed Salza on the cheek and leaned your head on his shoulder. "Thank fuck for that." Salza held his chest relief and put his free arm around you.

Time Skips Two Years.

For you, the last two years have been really life chancing. Bulma had a baby with Vegeta, Androids came into the situation, Salza was still your boyfriend and sadly nothing more and Goku... was just Goku. Bulma had a really cute little boy and named him Trunks, it kind of pissed Vegeta off though, because he wanted to give the kid a name worthy for a Saiyan. Androids did your head in and caused a huge problem for everyone. Salza was still your loving boyfriend, you just wished that he was better at being one. Something like a bouquet of flowers or a massage would be nice every now and then, but Salza wasn't that type of romantic guy. He did however purchase you a gorgeous silver necklace that was in the shape of a love heart that opened up, but you didn't know that; plus that happened a year ago. Right now the only two common things you both did was, eat out somewhere or have sex.

You did enjoy going out for dinner with Salza, but he wouldn't hold your hand or put his arm around you like he use to, it would be very rare that he would do something like that. As for having some alone time in your bedroom, Salza would become a complete different character. His accent would become even sexier and you thought that was impossible, he would be a lot more flirty with you and most of all, he was just amazing at having sex with you.

Right now you'd just finished another session with Salza and you was just catching your breath while rest your head on Salza's muscular chest.

"I'm shattered." Salza gasped while he stroked your hair for a change. "...Same." You mentioned and glimpsed at Salza in the corner of your eyes. "How long do you have till you have to be at Bulma's?" Salza changed the subject and rested his head on yours. "What time is it?" You asked him. "Five pm." Salza answered you as he checked the alarm clock at the side of the bed. "Not for another hour yet." You shrugged and got yourself comfortable on Salza. "Then I get the house to myself." Salza put his arms behind his head with a cocky tone. "You're coming with me." You reminded Salza that got his hopes down. "Eer no I'm not. Last time I helped you baby sit that kid he wouldn't stop pulling my hair." Salza crossed his eyebrows at you. "Goku will be there so you can play with him while I baby sit, Trunks." You mocked Salza in a way to make him come with you. "I think I'll train and not play with Goku, thank you." Salza lightly chuckled and gently shacked his head. "That's what I thought." You closed your eyes and decided to have a little nap before you had to baby sit Trunks again while Bulma and Vegeta had a night out.

Eventually, you had to quit your nap on Salza, get some clean cloths on and make your way over to Bulma's place. While you was walking to Bulma's house, your eyes got attached to a jewelry store that had some stunning rings in the window.

"Bulma can wait." You held Salza's arm back so he stopped walking. "This is why I wanted to fly there." Salza mumbled to himself. "They're so pretty." You gazed at the rings and locked your eyes on one specific ring that had a beaming ruby in the middle with diamonds surrounding it. "Which one do you like?" Salza quired and acted as if he was interested. "The one with the bright ruby in the middle." You answered and shacked your head back into reality. "Ok, now can we just get this over with?" Salza groaned and wanted to get going. "Ok chill Mr Impatient." You dragged yourself away from the shop window and went for Bulma's house.

"Thanks again for this (Y-N)." Bulma thanked you as you didn't bother knocking on the main door and just walked in as you always did. "Remind me why your parents can't baby sit him?" You questioned Bulma as she passed you Trunks. "They're exploring the world remember. Right now they're in Europe and won't be back till the end of the year." Bulma explained again to you as she put some shiny earrings in. "So I'm expected to baby sit Trunks all year, while you and Vegeta have fun?" You stated and made Trunks face you. "You've got Salza and Goku to keep you company." Bulma pointed at Salza who was daydream and at Goku who was roaming the fridge. "Kakarot, if you eat my spring rolls again I'll literally kill you!" Vegeta noticed Goku looting the fridge once Bulma pointed him out. "I didn't eat them last time, I told you." Goku closed the fridge with a piece of sushi in his mouth.

"Ha ha." Salza held his mouth shut and quietly laughed. "You ate them didn't you?" You whispered over to Salza. "Bien sûr que je I'ai fait." Salza answered you in French so no one knew. "Christ." You shacked your head with a funny smile. "You really need to stop speaking French around here, because I have no clue what you're saying." Bulma chuckled and overhead Salza. "He ate Vegeta's spring rolls." You translated Salza words for Bulma. "Bloody Hell, make sure Vegeta doesn't find out." Bulma warned you both.

"Come on Vegeta, you can tell Goku off later for eating your spring rolls. We've got ten minutes to get to the restaurant." Bulma got hold of Vegeta's attention so they could get going. "Fine!" Vegeta snarled at Goku and went back to Bulma. "But I didn't eat them." Goku groaned like a child and followed Vegeta. "Just admit it." Salza spoke out and crossed his arms. "Wait a minute, how do you not know that it wasn't Salza that ate them?" Goku suggested to Vegeta before he left. "Because he's basically French and the French only eat croissant." Vegeta told Goku the know stereotype.

Salza just gave Goku a cheeky grin the told him that it was actually him that did it. But Goku didn't have time to tell Vegeta as he was already out of the door.

Once Bulma and Vegeta left for their night out, you went to amuse Trunks for an hour before you had to put him to bed. Then Salza and Goku went outside into the garden to start a funny argument.

"Thanks Salza, I've had Vegeta at my throat all week about those spring rolls." Goku started conversation. "So?" Salza shrugged his shoulders. "I'm the one getting in bother for it." Goku held his arms out with an annoyed look on his face. "Ohh chill out and just follow me." Salza flew high up into the sky. "We training in the air or something?" Goku quizzed Salza and followed him. "Can do later... But there is just something I have to get first." Salza flew away from Bulma's house and allowed Goku to follow him.

Time Skips Forty Five Minutes.

"You can't speak a word about my plan to anyone. GOT IT!" Salza pointed to Goku as they both landed in Bulma's garden again. "I won't chill, man." Goku closed his eyes and smiled. "Good, now let's see what (Y-N) is up to." Salza then faced away from Goku and went to find you.

At the moment, you had fallen asleep on the sofa with Trunks also asleep but cuddled up in your arms.

"Bingo." Salza peeked his head around the corner and silently walked behind the sofa you was on.

Goku didn't seem to be very quiet though, he opened an energy drink can and slammed himself onto the other sofa.

"Can you be any louder?!" Salza squinted him eyes at Goku and his actions. "Revenge for making Vegeta think I ate his spring rolls." Goku handed Salza a cocky smirk and slurped his drink. "You're lucky (Y-N) is a heavy sleeper!" Salza gave Goku the middle finger and managed to open the necklace you had around your neck. When Salza put something in the necklace, he closed it and put it back in the same position it was on your chest. Then Salza started to leave... But he couldn't, Trunks had woken up and grabbed Salza's hair.

"Not this again." Salza sighed at Trunk's for gripping onto his blonde hair. "Hehe, good lad, Trunks." Goku encouraged Trunks and laughed. "Ok you can get off now." Salza tried to pull Trunks off him, but Trunks just laughed and started pulling.

"AHH! It's not funny anymore, kid!" Salza picked Trunks up from out of your arms. "Keep going Trunks, this is hilarious." Goku laughed out loud and held his chest. "Please don't, and please stop." Salza managed to make Trunks let go with great difficulty. "Haha he's still at it." Goku pointed at Trunks who was giggling away and reaching out for Salza's hair. "No." Salza held Trunks in his right arm so he was further away from his hair that was curled to his left. "A baby in your arms suits you, Salza." Goku grinned and continued to tease Salza. "What are you implying?" Salza questioned Goku hoping he would say what he thought. "Just a little version of you would be cute I think." Goku sneered and crossed his legs. "Not a chance!" Salza put straight forward and left the room to put Trunks to bed.

"Shit, where's Trunks!?" You panicked as you suddenly woke up. "Salza he literally just taken him to bed." Goku told you. "Thank fuck, I thought he'd crawled off again." You exhaled in relief.

"What time is it?" You changed the conversation and rubbered your eyes. "Only seven." Goku answered while checking the clock. "That all? I'm exhausted." You sighed and closed your eyes again. "Yeah. You missed something really funny; Salza picked Trunks up and he wouldn't stop pulling his hair." Goku explained what happened to you when you was asleep. "Trunks really likes Salza for some reason." You told Goku while your eyes remained closed. "Nar it's just his hair." Goku joked and stood up. "Probably." You shrugged and almost fell back asleep.

At the end of the night, Bulma and Vegeta returned home to find there son asleep in his crib, with you, Salza and Goku asleep on one of the multiple sofas they had.

"Shall we leave them there?" Bulma asked Vegeta as she found you all asleep. "Nope." Vegeta shacked his head just to be a douche. "But they all look peaceful asleep." Bulma mentioned. "So?" Vegeta went into the kitchen and came back out with a pan and metal spoon. "If you wake Trunks up you're sorting him out!" Bulma crossed her arms and knew what Vegeta had in mind.

"WAKE UP!" Vegeta shouted while smashing the two objects together. "FUCK OFF, FRIEZA!" You woke up straight away and punched Vegeta in the face.

"Ohh shit sorry, Vegeta." You apologized to the Saiyan and looked at Vegeta holding his face on the floor. "What you doing dreaming about Frieza?" Salza asked you with a little jealous tone. "It was more of a nightmare because Namek exploding happened all over again." You told Salza and looked at him. "It was totally a nightmare. (Y-N) kicked me about ten time in her sleep." Goku explained as he took your legs off his head. "You was awake the whole time?!" Vegeta stood up and gazed at Goku. "Err yeah, I can't sleep if someone or something in kicking my head constantly. I don't know how you share a bed with her, Salza. She wrestles in her sleep." Goku told Vegeta and pointed out to Salza. "She had me in an arm bar last Thursday." Salza yawned and stood up. "Tough luck." Goku shacked his head. "Hey! I'm not that bad." You crossed you arms at Goku. "She does make a good pillow though." Salza butted in before you playfully yelled at Goku.

So Vegeta kicked you, Salza and Goku out of his house because of the angry little Saiyan he was. He was also partly drunk, but that made no difference to his bad attitude. Goku flew straight home so Chi-Chi didn't yell at him, as for you and Slaza, you held hands while walking back to yours.

When you got home, you had your mind set on going to bed as you was extremely tired. Salza on the other hand decided to stay up for a bit, and didn't bother going to bed till three or four in the morning.

Time Skips Six Months.

"So Salza... When you going to give your relationship with (Y-N) a boost?" Bulma awkwardly asked Salza as you was training with Goku and Vegeta in Bulma's back garden again. "I had this talk with Vegeta yesterday." Salza sighed and slouched in his seat. "Ok what did you say to him?" Bulma crossed her legs and got interested. "Fuck off." Salza answered. "Rude!" Bulma yelled out. "What? That's what I said to him." Salza held his arms out. "No wonder Vegeta didn't give me an accurate answer." Bulma sighed and put her head down. "You'll just have to wait. I've been patient for the last six months." Salza crossed his arms and looked away from Bulma. "Ahh so you have something planned?" Bulma thought out and tried to find out what was going on. "I'm not saying anything else before I say something I shouldn't say." Salza told Bulma and relaxed back in his seat with a cold drink. "So you are the romantic guy after all? You just don't do an awful lot." Bulma came out with to Salza. "What do you mean?!" Salza gave your friend an offended look. "Ohh nothing. I'm not saying anything else before I say something I shouldn't say." Bulma used the same line as Salza which annoyed him. "Pour I'amour de la baise." Salza cursed in his known French language again.

As Salza flew down from the balcony he was sat on with Bulma, he noticed that you had something in your hand while walking inside. Salza quickly glanced at Goku and Vegeta, and Goku seemed pretty excited as he was basically climbing on Vegeta.

"What's going on with this?" You held up a ring that looked very familiar. "Ohh you found it?" Salza scratched the back of his neck with a hand full of nerves. "Yeah, I was sparing with Vegeta and the necklace you got me quiet a while ago popped open and a ring fell out." You told Salza and carried on looking at the ring. "W-well ever since you pointed it out to me in the window; I went and bought it, hid it in your necklace and hoped you'd find it at some point." Salza held his arms behind his back with a huge blush around his cheeks. "Aww that's sweet." You smiled and took a look at the state Salza was in. "But... That's not all." Salza stepped up closer to you.

You tilted your head a little at Salza with a bit of confusion.

"Will you marry me, (Y-N)?" Salza put himself straight down on one knee while holding your hand with both of his. "Wait a minute? This is an engagement ring you hid?" You asked Salza while your heart was full of deep shock. "Yes." Salza cringed and looked up at you. "What if I lost the necklace or lost the ring and didn't even realise?" You also questioned Salza as he held your hand. "But you didn't, so it doesn't matter." Was all Salza could come out with as he thought you was stall so you could say no. "Either way what you did was so romantic and I love it. Of course I'll marry you, Salza." You confessed and made Salza's day. "Thank God for that." Salza smiled and stood in happy relief.

Salza put the ring on your ring finger and hugged you straight after. Bulma started chanting and crying with happiness, Vegeta just stood there and smiled as he did feel happy for you both. Then you had Goku cheering you both on.

"Shall I go buy a new hat?" Goku smiled and put his arms around you both. "If you're coming to the wedding, then yes." You broke the hug and replied to Goku while holding Salza's hand.

The End.