plz don't play song unless I say so~

I was fighting Mettaton in Undertale and really enjoying it, then boom I got the idea and liked it.

Btw I was writing it before do mah research (silly me) so the mettaton here is just the pacifist one soooooooo... yeah. (lol sorry I haven't been able to experience genocide yet)

oh and this is kinda FGOD! Error, but not the tall one he just does his job and stuff ya know the shorter one that I use in like all meh books jakhdflskfjad-- 

hehehehe... have fun!~

Error, being bored, opened a portal to underswap. He wanted to go say hi to Blue and maybe get some free food in the process.

He lazily walked through the glitching portal to find the he had accidently portaled to the hotlands NTT weirdo DJ place, what was it? the napstablook version of mettaton? He shrugged as he turned to leave, but stoped as he heard not Napstaton's theme... but Mettaton's? That didn't make any sense.

He quickly turned back only to blinded by light.

(play song here plz)

"Oh yes~"

'Oh no...' Error thought as the light faded to show Mettaton posing dramatically. 

The misplaced Mettaton gave Error a smile as the floor suddenly lifted, making it impossible to run. Sure Error had his portals, but he couldn't just portal out now. He had to somehow get the mettaton back to their au or just kill them.

"Lights, camera, action!" the Mettaton yelled as he sent the first attack. Error easily jumped past them without a single scratch.

He quickly took this turn to check Mettaton, only to jump in shock. This was not just any Mettaton, this was the original Mettaton. Why was he here of all places, filming a show??? Outertale is a much better to preform shows. Welp, Error's life just suddenly got harder. If he were to kill this mettaton outside of their own au, then the au would collapse, and seeing as the au was the original, then the whole multiverse would collapse and Error did not want that. He had no choice but to fight... old school.

"Oh deary, this au will not be touched as long as I'm here!" Mettaton said, sending another attack.

"Heh, you sound a lot like Ink." Error said with a smile, once again dodging every attack, finishing off with a pose. Suddenly the ratings went up 1000, making Mettaton stop for a second and stare at the chart.

"My ratings..." He turned and gave Error a smile, sending in a few bombs. Error jumped past them, only burning a bit of his jacket. Once again he posed, making the ratings fly higher than ever before. It was as if the whole multiverse had suddenly tooned in to watch the fight, well, Error is pretty famous.

"Why aren't you fighting back deary?~" Mettaton said as he also posed, while doing so he attempted to kick Error across the head but misses.

"Gotta get you back to your au." Error said blankly as he suddenly sent glitching portals flying towards the other. Mettaton jumped past them, avoiding the fall.

He jumped down once the attack ended, tripping Error. Quickly Error stoped the fall by putting his hand on the ground and fliping back, posing dramatically. He opened one eye to look at the other. "Thats not the first time I've been tripped."

The Mettaton gave Error a frustrated look, sending more kicks and bombs. Error dodged them all as if they where nothing. "If you wanna hit me, your going to have to try something new." he said with a smirk.

"You asked for it deary~" the other said as he sent at least a hundred mini mettaton's shooting hearts at the glitchy skeleton. Error continued to dodge, but quickly found it hard to to not being able to shoot them out of the way. He ended up gitting hit once or twice, but came out posing dramatically anyway.

Ink stared in shock when he switched the channel to the original MTT show. He had gotten thousands of calls saying that Error was fighting the original Mettaton in Underswap, and now he new what they were talking about. Error was dodging an attack from the Mettaton, gitting hit a few times but when Error dramatically posed with his arm over his head as the ratings and views exploded.

Error took his turn to send out another group of portals that led to the original undertale, but the other continued to dodge them. The other then attacked, but Error also dodged. "Common, you've got to go back to your au..." Error said as he sent out more portals.

"Go back? Deary, why go back with all these ratings!~" Mettaton said while smiling at a camera, still dodging the portals.

"Metta-" Suddenly a bone shot through Error's leg, making him cringe in pain. Behind him stood Stretch and a sorry looking Blue.

"Get out you glitch!" Stretch yelled, joining in the attack with Mettaton. Error's soul sunk as both Mettaton and Stretch sent their hardest attacks, Mettaton pulling out their soul and Stretch sending bones of all kinds. He tried his best to dodge, but with the mixed attack he had no choice but to get hit.

As soon as the attack ended, Error had enough. "Ok, play times over." He said as he summoned his strings, grabbing both of their souls. Quickly he opened a portal to the original Undertale hotlands lab and through the Mettaton over. Closing it, he then opened a portal to the Anti-void, letting go of Stretch's soul and leaving, stoping only for a second to wave to Blue before closing the portal.

"Welp, at least I got to say hi." Error grumbled as he flopped down on the Anti-void floor.