We're gonna talk about apples today ahahahah- 

No, your tired eyes do not kidd you.

I'm talking about deez badboys: 

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So, the green ones Draco took one (1) bite of and led to a fandom-wide new ship are called Granny Smith.  

(Seriously, a guy and an apple? That's like shipping a demigod with a brick, I mean, wHaT KiNdA wEiRdO dOeS tHaT, HaAhhA-??) 

Idk, I'm more of a red apple kinda gal, the ones that crack when you bite into. 

Anyways, now y'all have to spill random apple facts (can be both from the brand or the actual fruit), cuz the wildest shit that happened to an apple of mine was that my sister got scared of the two eyes I stuck on it, and she then proceeded to dropkick it across the field of my grandparents. 

Also, on what place does the Drapple ship sit on the three food x Harry Potter character-ships?

(Luna x Pudding, Ron x Chicken) 

 And would it be able to fight the Edward x red apple ship from the Twilight fandom? 

*Read this in Philomena Cunk's voice*