Writing prompts as based on things I've heard/said in my fabulous, very clean dressing room. Feel free to use!

"Move aside, ladies. I have a project due at 8:00 AM and I haven't even started."

"If you stole it from her and she took it back, then it's not really stealing, is it?"

"Have I ever told you guys about the time I sued a substitute and got her fired?"

"Yeah, I don't feel like talking to him. Don't let him in and tell him we're all naked."

"I've been eyeing that pink watch in the lost and found box. If no one claims it, can I have it?"

"He threw his shoe in here to mess with us, but joke's on him. It's mine forever now. What a pretty shoe. I love him."

"That is my first language, and I guarantee you that that is not how you say that word."

"Don't you worry about a thing, darling. I have and always will have you covered."

"We has to choose either a couch or a bigger counter. Obviously, we chose the counter."

"Maybe if I hide in here long enough, maybe he'll forget that I exist and won't make me move that table."

"Annnd that would be the boys in their dressing room, practicing their war cries."
"They sound like babies crying."
"I know. Just don't tell them that, it'll hurt their fragile egos."

"I haven't gotten sleep in over 48 hours and I still made a perfect score on that test. Get up on my level, girls."

"He's so gullible. I'd almost take pity on him if it wasn't so much fun to mess with him."

"It's war paint time, ladies."

"That flapper dress looks like it's American Girl Doll dress made for humans."

"We have a bunch of bird cages now. Why? I don't know, but we have them."

"Okay, let's talk about something a little less depressing than dead pets."