Trigger Warnings; Name shaming, cultural disrespect (from classmates and teachers), parent shaming, assumptions, etc.

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Dr. Jiminy: So, Mulan. Shang.

Mulan and Shang *exchange a tired look*

Dr. Jiminy *Doesn't notice and continues* We are here today so you can answer a very important question.

Shang *Impatient* Which is?

Dr. Jiminy: Why exactly did you name your kids Li Shang Jr and Lonnie instead of some more culturally appropriate names?

Mulan *side eyeing them* We did.

Dr. Jiminy *taken aback* What?

Shang *irritated* my wife said we did. Which you would know if anyone used their proper names.

Dr. Jiminy: What do you mean by that?

Mulan *also now irritated* Our children are named Shaiming and Lan-Lei. Not Li Shang Jr or Lonnie. That's just what their classmates and teachers call them.

Dr. Jiminy: Oh..

Shang *getting up* We're leaving now.

Dr. Jiminy: Wait. What—don't go—

Shang and Mulan *leave anyway*