John's P.O.V

"Frances! Philip! Angie! It's time for breakfast!" Alexander called to our 3 kids. I finished cutting Angie's pancakes as the 3 of them came right on downstairs.  They all sat down and I gave them their plates. "Its your first day of school! Are you guys excited?" I asked. 

"Not really." Frances said. "Yeah, same here." Philip continued. "I am!" Angie said.  "Great!" I said. Once the 3 of them finished their pancakes me and Alex walked out to the bus with them. Philip ran up to his best friend, Theo Burr. We wait about 5 minutes then they hop onto the bus.

Me and Alex walk back inside and share an equal sense of pride to our kids. Frances is entering 5th grade, Philip is entering 4th grade and Angie is entering 2nd grade. We were very excited.

Now I should introduce myself. My name is John Laurens Hamilton. Also, i'm fucking gay as hell. I've been married to my wonderful husband , Alexander Hamilton , for 15 years. We dated for 5 years before we got married. After 4 years of marriage we decided we wanted a kid so we got a good friend of ours (and the girl Alex dated for a month back in middle school), Elizabeth Schuyler to be our surrogate.

I knocked her up and that resulted in our first daughter, Frances. Then Alex proceeded to knock her up a second time which resulted in our son Philip. Then , once again with Eliza helping , we had our second daughter, Angelica. Angie for short though. We decided three was enough. Alexander kissed me on the cheek.

"Okay, i'm leaving now. Call Eliza and tell them the kids are okay." He said.  "I know, I know." Then Alex left. That's our life. A gay family with 2 daughters and 1 son. Alex does the work and I stay at home. It makes my life easier when the kids are out school or out with Eliza. Alex is pops, i'm dad and the kids call Eliza mom.

Alexander works for our old teacher , Mr.Washington , at his new business. I worked there until we had Frances.  I was about to turn on the TV when my phone rang.  "Hey Eliza? Whats up?" I asked.

"Nothing much. How are the kids?" She responded. "Their fine. They just got on the bus. I can't wait to see how they do with their new teachers." I informed her. "Alright. That's all. I just wanted to check up on them until I go into work. Bye John." She said and hung up.

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 Alexander had come back from work early. Frances, Philip and Angie got off the bus. Philip and Frances went up to his room and Angie sat down at the table. "So Angie, how was school?" I asked. "It went great. Me and Susan are in the same class! At the start of class though, Mrs.Daniel asked the entire class a question." She responded.

"What is it?" I asked. "She went around the class asking everyone to tell us about our mommies and daddies. I told her I had 2 dads so I told her about both of you guys. Then I told her about mommy. Susan told her about auntie Peggy and auntie Maria." Angie continued.

"But that's not it." Angie began again. Alex looked up from his paper and turned his attention to his daughter. "There was a group of kids that came up to me and Susan and said that our parents our going to a place called 'hell' that's filled with fire and people like you guys, auntie Peggy and auntie Maria go there and suffer for the rest of their afterlife. I don't want that to happen to you guys! Your too nice!" She continued and began crying. 

Me and Alexander began trying to console her but it was all in vain. Soon Alex picked her up and carried her up to her bedroom. "I'll come back shes calmed down." 

Frances and Philip ate their snacks and about 10 minutes later Angie came back with a paper and a crayon. "Mrs.Daniel wants to know some words we can spell. How do you spell jerk?" She asked.

"J-E-F-F-E-R-S-O-N or B-U-R-R." Alex said and I rolled my eyes at my husband. "Which way is it?" Angie said in a whiny tone. "Its not spelled either of those ways. Its spelled J-E-R-K." I told her.

"Okie." Angie said and wrote it down. "Although, Jefferson and Burr are synonyms for jerk." Alex said. I laughed at him and helped Angie finish her sorta homework.

(A/N : okay that was the wonderful intro to this lams family au. this book is just gonna be a manifesto of all the ships I ship basically. just one big fat gay. and since Maria is with Peggy and Alex is with John I might just end up pairing Eliza with an oc but i'm not sure. i'll worry about it later.)

Alexander H + John L = Frances (10) Philip (9) Angie (7)

Hercules M + Lafayette = Anastasie (Annie) (11) Georges (9) Virginie (Ginny) (6)

Thomas J + Angelica S = Mary (9) Catherine (6)

Peggy S + Maria R = Stephen (9) Susan (7)

Aaron B + Theodosia P = Theodosia (Theo) (9)

ft.philidosia uwu