My mom is so embarrassing, and not even just to me. She embarrasses herself ALL the time!

If I were my mom, I would be totally MORTIFIED over what happened in the grocery store last night!

She was standing in the fruit section, squeezing oranges (maybe practicing for making juice later...I have no idea!). She yelled out, "Nikki, I need you!" And then the most hysterical thing happened!

I saw Mackenzie Hollister sucking a bottle! Yep! A baby bottle. She's also wearing sunglasses and lots of lip gloss than usual.

I can't stop myself so I laughed as hard as I could. I bet the whole grocery store can hear my laugh but I don't care! I even started pointing and laughing at her!

I shouted "Hey Mackenzie the baby! Want me to find your mommy?" but I was laughing to hard to say that is I just said that inside my head so no one heard it but me.

Some people turned to our direction and laughed like crazy too.

Then Mackenzie smiled at me and said "I'm glad you liked my joke, my little boo-boo! "

Wait what?! Mackenzie actually smiled at me?! What joke was she talking about?  And why did she call me little boo-boo? (which is even funnier than the sucking bottle thingy)

That's when I noticed that Mackenzie is a bit taller and more, um.......older looking. Wait a sec-oh no, don't tell me........

Mackenzie removed her hair (she's wearing a wig?!) and removed the funky sunglasses.

It's not Mackenzie! It's......wait for it, wait for it.......

MY MOM!!!!!!!

I can't believe I have mistaken my mom from Mackenzie! And why did she have to wear a wig, sunglasses, and lots of lip goss while sucking a bottle? Is she pretending to be a super ugly baby, um..., MODEL?!?

I feel soooooo embarrassed that I want the ground to swallow me and never let me let out of the surface again.

To top it off, I peed in my pants. Literally.

Now I want to DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good thing that the people that were starring at her earlier where gone and the only people at the fruit section were us.

My mom blushed hard. She must have realized that what she did was totally against a sane person's, um..., activity.

So, she helped me clean up my 'accident' (We used lots of tissues!), quickly picked fresh oranges, and run away from the scene like a boss.

After the disastrous thing that happened, we dashed to our house as fast as we could.

When we reached our house, my mom looked at me as if to say "I'm so sorry that I embarrassed you".

Sorry mom! What you did was totally unforgivable. Don't worry, I will forgive you after 100 years. What she did was SO NOT COOL.

That's why I promised myself that I would never go to the grocery store with mom without an excellent disguise.

A/N
This chapter is freaking horrible! Sorry, I was running out of ideas when I wrote this thing. Anyways, I think mothers are cool!