ALFIE
MATT

"Alfie? it's three in the
morning"

"I- I know, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't've called."

"Was that a triple contraction?
I didn't realize we
lived in Georgia."

"Shut up, I'm in
distress."

"You're right, I'm sorry.
What's wrong?"

"It's really petty,
if I'm being honest.
I- I like this guy,
like, a lot."

"And?"

"I don't think he likes
me back and I think
that would crush
me, if- if he didn't."

"I guess they call them
crushes for a reason."

"Ha, yeah."

"Listen, Alfie, you're
fantastic, you know that?
Any guy would be the luckiest
in the world if they
were to have you, got it?"

"Y- yeah, got it.
Thanks."

"No problem."