alfiejoness: 💔

usera: WHAT

userb: WHAT HAPOENED TO MALFIE

verher: stop being an over dramatic cryptic hoe

userc: IS MALFIE OVER??

kitkatsmeow: oh honey u got a big storm coming

userd: WHAT ARE KAT AND VERONICA TALKING ABT WHAT IS MALFIE OVER??????

usere: WHATS HAPPENING

alfiejoness: boy i have receipts @verher

verher: ugh text me

VER
lemme see these "receipts"

ALFIE
fine
[SCREENSHOT SENT]

VER
he never said he was cheating

ALFIE
but he never said he wasn't

VER
innocent until proven guilty

ALFIE
ver, i think he's cheating
on me or at least not interested
anymore

and honestly, why wouldn't he?

i'm a twenty nine year old
loser who thinks taking
photos counts as a job.
i live with my friends, i
have nothing going for me,
i'm a dog-obsessed loser
and he's some big star
who has men and women
falling at his feet

who am i to compare to the
models and actors who
want him? i'm nothing

VER
alf stop thinking like that

yes, you're a ginormous loser,
that's true but you're the
loser that matt fell in love with.

i mean, your dumbass got
shitfaced and texted him, if he
were someone who didn't care
about you, would he have
stuck around? would he
have pursued you? would he have
invited u to travel with him? no.

he loves you, alfie, trust me

ALFIE
whatever