Stop me if you've seen this:

Jeff climbs through the teen victims window. Which was always unlocked.

He creeped over to the bed. Glad none of his victims ever had pets to protect them. Not even a fish.

He made his way to her sleeping form. He climbed on top of her, she awoke, her eyes captured his and instantly he knew he couldn't kill her. She was different.

Yeah. We have seen that before. Look, the first time we read this you may be able to get away with this. The second, maybe, if there is a good plot. Third time? Fix this! It's the number one thing Jeff fans see!

Sure, everyone is different. But I mean come on! Everyone has different looks. Even if you have a twin, you can change something about yourself. But Jeff is a cold-blooded killer. He stalks, torments, and kills his victims. And even if you were lucky enough to be spared guess what. Your ass is kidnapped.

Get ready to be tortured until you mentally break, Jeff is a sociopath and a psychopath. He lacks empathy, he doesn't care if he hurts you! He can't feel love! He can force himself to try and feel it but that's not a good matchup.

Sure, you may develop feelings for him!

Are you kidding? I'd be trying to get away from this Joker want to be! Look at his face man! Does that look like the guy you want looking at you at night? I mean seriously!

Now, there are cases where the victim develops Stockholm Syndrome. This is where someone develops an infactuation on someone bringing them physical or mental harm.

That could take forever! When everything is taken from you! And I mean Jeff doesn't tend to keep victims around long. He killed his freaking family! He slit his mouth open! He wants to carve in your face! How are you not scared of that?

But I mean, Jeffypoo is such a cutie pie! In fanart, I can see that. Some are cute and adorable. But.. Realistically Jeff would be terrifying. The only thing that could possibly hold him back from killing you is either if you actually fight him, or distract him. I mean, he is kinda stupid. You all know this. But this is how fanfiction details him.

Ah, there is so much to be said and ranted about. Well, if you wish to continue reading, be my guest.

~Blo0dyTeddyBear