"do you ever eat anything besides sandwiches?" yoongi asked one lunch and jimin merely rolled his eyes at the blond.

"not all of us have the time to make elaborate lunches. i hardly have time to make a peanut butter sandwich in the mornings before school, i can't fry up a whole buffet!" jimim retorted, closing his empty container. "and don't tell me to get canteen lunches because you and i both know that you wouldn't be able to watch me eating that processed garbage."

"i make my lunches the night before. it's calming! you should try it sometime," yoongi argued back and the brunet scoffed.
"don't scoff at me. come stay over at mine tonight and i'll show you how calming it can be. i'll teach you to make a nice pasta."

jimin smiled widely and nodded, agreeing to the idea. the other boy clapped his hands and rubbed them together. the brunet laughed at this.

"you look like a mobster," he remarked and yoongi smirked.

"you like it, no?" he said in a terrible italian accent, causing them both to laugh. the bell rang, signalling last lesson. yoongi instructed jimin to meet him outside by the school's oak tree after lessons ended and they headed off to their separate classes. as jimin walked to maths class he pulled out his phone and dialed his mom's number.

"hey mom - i'm staying over at a friend's house tonight - yeah it's yoongi - mom! don't say things like that - no, i don't like him like that - okay bye love you too."

***

"are you skipping?" yoongi asked incredulously at the younger male who was indeed, happily skipping along the road.

"yes i am! and what is wrong with that? i'm happy today!" jimin argued back and the blonde smirked.

"you're just excited to be in my house aren't you?" yoongi teased and watched a blush spread across jimin's face. the younger male shoved him away lightly to hide his embarrassment. it didn't work however because yoongi still managed to catch a glimpse of the red hue spread along his cheeks and all the way to the tips of his ears. 

"aw you're so cute!" yoongi cooed causing jimin to blush harder and in turn, push him harder.

"i'm a man, i'm not cute!" the brunet complained and yoongi just patted his back sympathetically. 

"sure thing bottom."

"listen twatface, if anyone is the bottom here, it is you so don't even try."

"i'm honestly offended you at your assumption that i always bottom," the blond argued, "plus it is easier to bottom your first time you know, you don't have to do anything."

"are suggesting something min?"

"wouldn't dream of it."

****

"eomma? i'm here! and i have a friend over! could he stay the night?" yoongi yelled as he opened the door into his home. an excited squeal was heard from inside the kitchen. a woman, looking very similar to yoongi, ran out smiling.

"jimin! oh my gosh! yoo-yoo has told me so much about you! of course you're welcome to stay! as long as you'd like!" the woman- who jimin now induced was his mother- hugged him tightly, and jimin found himself hugging back, enjoying the familial embrace.

"thank you ms min," the male said, not noticing yoongi's embarrassment from behind him. 

"oh please call me eomma!" she exclaimed loudly with a grin, causing yoongi to choke on his spit and cough loudly, drawing attention to himself.

"that's enough eomma. i'm teaching him to cook, so we'll make dinner," he stated and his mother winked. 

"ooh, i've always loved a man who can cook. what about you jimin-ah?"

"um, well- i guess so ms - i mean eomma min," he replied and the woman pushed the two into the kitchen. 

"it's settled then, yoo-yoo will cook dinner!"

"yup! and yoo-yoo is going to teach me isn't he?" jimin teased lightly and turned to face yoongi, eomma min leaving the room.

"that's hyung to you, you disrespectful twink!" yoongi scolded, smacking jimin's arm lightly. 
"now here, chop these onions and do a proper job about it."

lol this is unedited and rushed af but here ya go! sorry for the long wait. even though no one reads this book because i am a terrible author.

love all 3 people reading this! (lol that is because i made them do it)

PLUS I AM GOING TO THE BTS CONCERT OMG I AM SO EXCITED EEEEEEEKKKK