Little Susie was the perfect little girl in the eyes of most.

She was the best at skipping rope!

She could do math in an instant!

She could even file her mother's taxes!

However, Little Susie had a secret...

She did not eat her letters.

Her mother would often hold the spoon to her lips, annoyedly waiting for her daughter to eat.

"Eat your letters, Susie," her mother would say, "Or you'll be stupid!"

"But mama," Little Susie would complain, "Letters taste nasty!"

Her mother's eye would twitch with annoyance, as she had clearly dealt with the issue before. "Little Susie, I swear to god, you little motherf-"

She cleared her throat, repressing the swear, and calmed her voice once more. "Susie, if you don't eat your letters, you could die!"

But Little Susie ignored her mother's warning, continuing to refuse.

Her mother pressed further, forcing the letters into Little Susie's mouth.

"Finally!" her mother sighed, standing and walking to the kitchen.

Little Susie, however, had hid the letters in her cheeks.

With a devious grin, Little Susie silently skipped to her room where she spit the letters into the trash.

Satisfied, Little Susie danced around her room, internally poking fun at her mother.

"Haha, mama, you are so silly - not eating letters won't cause me harm!" she began to chide.

However, within mere moments...

Little Susie dropped and f****** died.