this is quite possibly the cringiest and worst thing i've ever written in my entire life

do not read this

holy jesus

i almost died pleas LOL

oh god

i warned you xDD

please reconsider

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Swampertman smirked smirkily as he approached Miles Edgeworth. "Hey bby," he said, biting his lip like a madman.

Miles glanced away, blushing like a tomato. "O-oh. Carson-Senpai."

Swampertman leaned forwards, pecking the man's cheek. 

"It's okay, Miles-Kun~. Nobody's around..."

"I... I have a case in a few m-"Before Miles could finish, Swampertman grabbed Mile's face in his hands and pressed his lips to the other. He then moved backwards, smirking smirkily again as Miles stood there, dazed. "Good luck, babe."

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