Hey, water ya doin', Lake? 

Oh sorry, I meant Laike, it wasn't on porpoise. 

Ik it seems fishy, but I promise, it was an accident. 

Oh buoy, these are great, aren't they?

 I shoald whaley stop now, but i'm on a roll, yk?!

 I mean, these puns are just kraken me up-you could even say they were krillin' me! 

They totally get the seal of approval from me! 

Currently, I can't think of any more puns-wait, nevermind. 

This conversation is flowing nicely, though i'm the only one speaking, so eh. 

I'm sure you're getting tide of these puns now, but I can't help myself! 

What otter option do I have?! 

I just can't resist the oppurtunaty! 

Okay okay, I dolphinately need to stop now. 

Let minnow if you ever wanna talk, or something like that. 

Anyways, sea ya later!

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okay so basically I had a friend named "Laike" and one day I messaged this to them

pUNMASTER PT2 MUAHAHEAHAH

hah

hah...

xDDD

Thanks for reading this weirdness! <3