initially titled "eggs and bacon" from a google doc in August 20th of 2019

enjoy your meal

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Megg egged eggily. "Todd," she eggsighed, "I think... I think we need to crack... er... break up."

"Babe, please," Todd Porker, a bacon strip, cried meatily. "Don't go bacon my heart."

"It's not working, Todd," Megg egged.

"I promise, I can change! We go together like eggs and bacon!" Todd bacon-whimpered.

Megg rolled her yolk, sighing. "You've got to be yolking me. You know," she cracked her egg lip, "You used to make me constantly eggcited. Now the love has fried away."

"I'm terrifried of losing you, Megg! I may have done some bad things, but I can baconvincing. I'll show you it wasn't just a chance meating. It was destimeat," Todd begged.

"Look, it's medium-rare for us to have moments like we used to. My love for you sizzles away with each passing day, and I don't have that much time. Soon I'll go moldy. I don't think we should meat anymore."

Todd frowned baconly. "You're making a misteak! I'll... I'll miss you pigtime!"

Megg shook her egg. "Omelette you have some time to think it out, but it's over, Todd." She then gave him a sad, eggy look before walking away.

"Aw man!" he sighed, "This is the wurst!"

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And that's all, yolks! :)

Thanks for reading this masterpiece! <3

...god im so sorry i found it and i had to xD

this'll probably be a book for my meme stories B)