pewdiebot: Please unsubscribe!

bro: Fuck me.

pewdiebot: Go to bed son.

bro: I'm your girlfriend.

pewdiebot: *kisses*.

bro: *kisses back* *eats your face*.

pewdiebot: *sits on his lap*.

bro: *gives you a lap dance*.

pewdiebot: Awe thank you Steven!!! :D *loves that* you are the sweetest* :)!

bro: You like that yeah?

pewdiebot: Y- yeah!

bro: *grinds into you*.

pewdiebot: *is still ready for mooooore if you want it*!!

bro: *is ready for deez nuts*.

pewdiebot: What do you mean!?

bro: I'm ready!!

pewdiebot: You're ready for what!?

bro: DEEZZZZ NUTTTTSSSSSSSS 

WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN MY RPERS TAKE FOREVER TO RESPOND