**ex boyfriend and ex girlfriend both pan get together**

**breakup**

Guy ex: I want you back

Bestie: Fuck off or I'll slit your throat 

Guy ex: She's mine

Bestie: If she's going to date ANYONE it'll be me

Guy ex: *nods looking at floor*

Me: *stands awkwardly*

XxxxxxxxX

Girl ex: *passes note*

I miss you I want you back baby what happened to us whatever happened I'm sorry and I hope we're at least still friends

Friend: *writes* Bitch she doesn't even miss you!! Fuck off, you tried to take over her life! Just go away, we all want you to kill yourself I hate you!

Okay...... maybe my friends MIGHT be a little over protective.... but I still love them <3 AND I LOVE YOU TOO @Smexyniallhoran you are my real BFF ^3^