Okay so I'm writing a smut (shocker aye)

Not only will I be writing a 1D smut that I will regret writing in the future, I'mma get drunk to do it. It's called One Direction Dirty Imagines (adding BOYXBOY later because it'll be gay of course) and, yeah. 

Sometimes I ask myself...

If One Direction saw this, what would they say?

And the answer every time is....

I fucking hope they don't or they're gonna be scared for life