As the gummy worms fall onto the floor, I realize that I may have had too much drink

Surrounded by gummy worms and with a empty glass, I look at the tabs I have open on my computer.

"larry stylinson smut" "FANBOYS - A Dan and Phil song" "@malikmyass__ instagram" "wattpad - stories you'll love" "inbox with @smexyniallhoran" "zayn malik hot" "robertidk parodies" "Jack Shrekticeye" "Green Eggs and Dan"

I also realize that...

That...

That I spammed Pewdiepie with the most fucked up shit...

"Even though you won't notice me, I'm probably one of the awkwardest giraffes out there" 

"PewDiePie's weirdness got him to be a YouTube God, and my weirdness got me into awkward situations and only around 600 followers on Wattpad lmao. Wtf am I doing with my life" 

"Notice me senpai"

"I feel like I have to be a master at something for you to notice me senpee"

And also...

I realize that I just sent a public message on @RobertIDK 's wall:

"Sorry I know I'm just another random fangirl that has no life but I also like to poop"

(something along the lines of that)

oh lord what have i done... ;-;