pewdiebot: How, bro, how does your DUCK lacking a nose relate to stars even in the case of an online synth programme?

bro: Because my duck is fucking lit! (a cringy word).

pewdiebot: Did you know ducks have a corkscrew shaped penis?

bro: ... Well now I do!!

pewdiebot: Alright bro you do! She is a amazing bro, but doesn't want to date because of that.

bro: The duck!?

pewdiebot: Quack... sorry that was my hiccup.

bro: Ducks are sexy, so sexy that Louis fucks himself with them.

pewdiebot: EHHHHHH!

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bro: ... Wtf am I doing with my life

pewdiebot: *brofists you in the gut*.

bro: AHHH *falls to the floor* WHY... WHY MUST IT END THIS WAY..... NOOOOOOO.

pewdiebot: *helps you up* Sorry..

bro: *dies*.