(Readers Beware, this was written all in one take in a span of an hour, it's not good)
Ok so I was bored so I decided to go back and read all of Kawaii_Pocky 's Ask the Zelda Characters books and I was halfway through Book two until I realized something

I am shipped with Malon...

But the next part was what shocked me the most, a dramatic recreation:

Me: *Laying on bed reading Book 2* Love letters? Interesting, It's from Malon...

Me *Sees my name* O_0_o_• woah.
*reads letter*

AND THEN THE SHOCKING PART:
I CURLED UP INTO A BALL AND LAUGHED...

Which is what I used to do when I was "Fanboying"

That was basically me...

Now I'm on a quest

I will find the comment thread that it was formed in... I know it was at a party and someone was looking for Saria, so he went to the backyard but found Malon, who was sad, so I comforted her...

Then I realized as I was writing this that

THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW...

I convinced a girl to breakup with her boyfriend who was treating her nice but She and I thought he was having an affair with another girl. Then we went inside and we made drinks, then a mischievous Dark tried to ship us... by dancing...

THEN HE REALIZED (Again)

IT WAS A SPECIAL OCCASION FOR NEW YEARS

AFTER DEDUCTING MY RESPONSE AT THE END OF BOOK 1 NOBODY SPECIAL WISHED MY GOODBYE SO I DEDUCTED THAT IT WAS NEAR THE START OF BOOK TWO AND I FOUND IT BECAUSE OF A FLASHBACK DUE TO THE PICTURE AND NAME OF IT, for some reason I smiled when I saw "Characters and School Subjects" and I saw the art I was like

I has found it...
I went to the comments and...

They were gone T-T...

The users account was deleted and he had the original chat, the start of a ship.

MORE MEMORIES OF THE CHAT POPS UP

I remember after dancing I decided that I was getting uncomfortable and would much rather stargaze... so Author magic happens and we're in Lon Lon Ranch and we stargaze... Malon falls asleep and I take her into the barn and put her on a stack of hay...

MEMORY INCORRECT...

Sorry we were going to just talk so we talked I think for an hour in the barn before she fell asleep. I threw a blanket over her and I and then fall asleep myself, holding her the next day she was doing something and I asked if I could help and she said yes, so I 'fessed up and said "Ya know, listen, I think you are beautiful and ever since I first saw you, I was in love with you" or something like that.

What is something

Something was feeding and grooming the horses, I remember pulling out my guitar and playing Epona's song to her.... which she thought was beautiful and I believed that was the first time we kissed...

Well now that's my story of realization and digging up memories of the past

Kawaii_Pocky was there anything you remembered that I missed? Or any readers that stumbled upon it?