Funny teacher stories
So I have some funny teachers and I wanna tell y'all the funny things they have done.
Mr. Jansen (History teacher):
•Once he slammed the drawer so hard that the clock fell off the wall. It is now upside down...😂😂😂😂😂
•Once this girl in my class asked him why he has a rifle (realistic toy tho!!!) in the corner and he was like, "Because Nate threatens me everyday so I need protection!" 😂😂😂😂😂 (Nate is a boy in my class...And he's my boyfriend...)
•Once he couldn't pronounce Olaf's name from Frozen 😂😂😂😂
Ms. Hansen (English teacher):
•Once this boy in my class rubbed her dental floss all over his face 😂😂😂
•Once we were talking about how eating too much junk is not ok bc it was a topic for a essay and this girl was like, "I feel personally related." And Ms. Hansen was all, "What? Did you just say you feel personally retarded?!" 😂😂😂
•Once a boy in my class named Morgan wouldn't do his work and was looking at Ms. Hansen and so she was like, "Morgan stop staring at me. I know I'm hot and all, but I'm married and you have work to do!" 😂😂😂
Ms. Bloom (math teacher):
(Bloom isn't that funny but she's so not funny that it's funny. Ya feel meh?)
•Once she made a math joke and broke into laughter and the class was all slumped in their desks and like 10 of us yawned 😂😂😂
•Once a boy in my class (Morgan) fell asleep and she told me to wake him up and I asked if I could hit him with my book. She said no but...😂😂😂
•Once she played a math rap song (look up on YouTube "integers rap song" and it says like, 'Same signs add, different signs subtract...")
Mr. Stewart (PE):
(He's actually not funny and he scares to living crap outta me)
•Once an office runner came in with papers that we already got and he said, "CESH ME OUSSIDE HOW BOU DAH?!" 😂😂😂
•That's the only funny thing because he's scary and has no sense of humor...
Ms. Zimmerman (Science):
(Well I'm learning seventh grade science so this should be funny 😏)
•Once she showed us a videotaped of monks rapping about s*x 😂😂😂😂
•Once she told us the definition of cleavage and explained where we have it on our bodies 😂😂😂😂
•Once she...OH FORGET IT THERES NOTHING ELSE
And that's all....
Which teacher was the funniest? I SWEAR IF YOU SAY ZIMMERMAN IMMA - Keep it cool Kaylee, calm calm calm...
ANYWAY!!!! Which teacher do you think was the funniest? Comment below!
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